Dear Miriam,

why did you do this to me?! What have I ever done to you?! D:

Yours,
your brain

I think I can say with absolute certainty now that I have read the worst piece of fiction ever written. My IQ will never be the same.

(If you're morbidly curious, here's the TV-Tropes article about the offending piece. It also has a link to the actual story, but ( Read more... )