HA! When in doubt, torture him with saucy pictures.

Mostly for Teege:
( So comfy! )

Last Night? So Drunk. Made out with like five people. Including Angel. Which was awesome. Awesome with tongues! Everyone's first reaction to hearing about it was "Where was I?!" except for Alex who called "Betrayal!" She gave me permission to make out with her husband too. I am a winner. How is it that I've kissed more girls in the past year than I ( Read more... )

What have I learned this weekend? Everyone wants me to become a prostitute. It amuses me to no end. tweege threw money at me.

Watching Sister Act makes me miss singing in the church choir. It was one of the few places I actually did sing (not including in the car with the music blaring or at home, by myself, where no one can hear). Heh, I used to ( Read more... )

Damn my conscience anyway.

Lyssie: *grumblegrumble*
Lyssie: feh
Lyssie: boys are useless
Lyssie: damn them for being so cute
Jo: I don't like boys
Jo: lol
Lyssie: playing for the other team now are we?
Jo: LOL
Jo: not a chance
Lyssie: hehe
Jo: I don't play that game
Lyssie: In the bullpen swinging a bat are we?
Jo: I'm not confussed!
Jo: lol
Lyssie: hehe
Lyssie: I was ( Read more... )

PostureMoll: okay i can die amused
PostureMoll: i just heard james earl jones say (about jabba the hut) "I just can't imagine him having sex"
PrincessLeah4141: LMAO
PostureMoll: can you just imagine Vader
PostureMoll: "Jabba? Sex? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

Off to see vintagefury in about 2 hours :D

I don't think I entirely know what I'm doing.

I never learned how this is supposed to work.

Ack....

I am going to be absolutely covered in bitemarks bruises in the morning.

And i have no idea how to explain that to my mother...
[spaz]

ETA

NO, NOT THAT....you pervs...lol...though i suppose that's mostly my fault

purplepiggie is damned and determined to get me laid. She doesn't care what color, age, gender, number... I'm slightly frightened by her. I feel I've earned the right to be. *hides*

On a lighter note, I have a huge crush on a dead man. It's quite sad really ( Read more... )

Of all the things I thought I would do today, sitting in McDonald's talking to Kevin about sexual fetishes was not anywhere on the radar ( Read more... )

EEEHEEE.
I'm running about like a loon with my NEW CORSET on. IT'SSOPRETTY

ANDSOBINDING.

I have to sneeze, but if I sneeze it will be deadly I'll pop something.