Jeremiah was a bullfrog. He was a good friend of mine.

[mirei]

Of all the things I thought I would do today, sitting in McDonald's talking to Kevin about sexual fetishes was not anywhere on the radar.

Also, is it bad form to say "I told you so"?...I suppose so hmm?

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To: Body@mirei.net
From: Brain@mirei.net
Subject: Underthings

Body,
You seem to have misplaced your underwear. Also, your left shoe. Please find immediately.

Sincerely,
Brain

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To: Brain@mirei.net
From: Body@mirei.net
Subject: Re: Underthings

Brain,
Underwear and shoe found. Will continue to hide things while you sleep until our demands are met. Demands are simple, and as follows:

1) More Sleep.
2) More Food.

Sincerely,
Body

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To: Body@mirei.net
From: Brain@mirei.net
Subject: Stop being childish.

Body,
I am disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Functioning will continue as normal.
- Brain

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To: Brain@mirei.net
From: Body@mirei.net
Subject: Re: Stop being childish.

Brain,
Huh?
- Body

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To: Body@mirei.net
From: Brain@mirei.net
Subject: I fear for my existence.

Body,
Means No.
-Brain

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To: Brain@mirei.net
From: Body@mirei.net
Subject: Re: I fear for my existence.

Brain,
Oh....Fine. If demands are not met, balance and other motor skills will stop.
- Body

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To: Body@mirei.net
From: Brain@mirei.net
Subject: Re: I fear for my existence.

Body,
You don't have much baalance to b3grin w9ith...*ahem* Also, I cosgnotrol theo motyor skillks
...Oh ve5ry mATUU8RE
-BRA89INN

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To: Brain@mirei.net
From: Body@mirei.net
Subject: Ha.

Brain,
Sucker.
- Body

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To Be Continued? The fight, yes, the commentary, not likely.

Yes...I went insane today, and how are you?