This just in: next Assassin's Creed game takes place in Byzantine and Ottoman Constantinople.

( excuse me for a sec )

This Assassin's Creed II & The Borgias combo is ruining me.

IT'S RUINING MEEEEEEEEEEEE and I guess I should eat my freaking heart out? I'm supposed to be writing Dragonlance, or gushing about Game of Thrones or something, but now that these guys are so shiny I'm hopping fandoms like a fucking bunny in heat this is so disappointing why the fuck am ( Read more... )

I would like to direct your attention to this man.

I have swooned at him in the presence of other girls before, but man. Alright. He's pretty. Very much so.* He has interesting features, and can look a mean ... mean (despite being babyfaced and at first sight looking like a sixteen year old trying too hard).* There's something I'm not getting here ( Read more... )

After what must have been two weeks of consistent gameplay, I finally finished Assassin’s Creed 2 today.

I love this game.

( Lengthy AC2 review: This is one beautiful game, and I do not regret any minute I spent playing it. )