This Assassin's Creed II & The Borgias combo is ruining me.
IT'S RUINING MEEEEEEEEEEEE and I guess I should eat my freaking heart out? I'm supposed to be writing Dragonlance, or gushing about Game of Thrones or something, but now that these guys are so shiny I'm hopping fandoms like a fucking bunny in heat this is so disappointing why the fuck am I writing Ezio/Lucrezia fic? orz
*ventvent*
At least I'm chasing pretty boys though. I mean, check this shit.
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i'll be your dolores lol as if I need words. This man, man. THIS MAN. He can pull off terrorists, pedophiles, knights, knights, more knights, lions, and skinny popes. He can even carry crappy-as-fuck fantasy movies. Hunnnh. I could listen to him all day.
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Eh. EHHHHHHH. In fact, I'd do better to listen to this man I'll day, I guess. What the fuck? I'm no fan of David Oakes (or his character, herp derp) but... listen to him speak. It's like a lullaby. I wonder what he'll be like when he's older. Maybe Jeremy Irons II?
Damn those eloquent handsome Brits!
And the most evil man on earth:
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JUST LOOK AT HOW SHY AND FIDGETY HE IS OH MY GOD I WANT TO HUG HIM AND TUG ON HIS CURLS fffffff how can someone play an incestuous warmonger mass murderer assholejerk and be like that on an interview? Seriously, his body language is so cute. He resembles a goddamn teddy bear and those curls, damn, they're not helping yes he reminds me of my boyfriend and I have an inclination towards butt-chinned men with mousey brown curls sue me. Of course he's French-Canadian, and the fidgeting may be a result of speaking that darn Anglais, but do you even notice that? ffffff <3 <3
also, fucking leather pants Speaking of which, this is fun too, lol: :(