bad joke of the day
So dad and I took the mutt into Orillia today for a car ride and to go and see my grandmother. Gibbs is NOT a fan of the car. If any of you has any types for making him like the car, let me know! He loves my grandmother. He climbs all over her and curls up with her. After that, we decided to see if we could find the dog park. We did and he loved being there by himself, when other dogs showed up, he sat back and watched them play. Well, he played with the small dog but when the middle-sized dog wanted him to play, Gibbs sat behind my legs and watched. I don't want that. He needs to know how to play. Dad and I decorated the front some more, we added these runners that look like blood dripping down the porch and we got a couple of signs to stick on the front lawn. Needless to say, mom isn't impressed. Today is October 25 and here is today's joke:
Bumper stickers 12
Death is Nature's way of saying 'slow down'.
Don't force it, get a larger hammer.
Earn cash in your spare time...blackmail friends.
Fairy tales: horror stories for children to get them used to reality.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Herblock's Law: If it's good, they will stop making it.
History does not repeat itself, historians merely repeat each other.
It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
It works better if you plug it in.
see you tomorrow!