bad joke of the day
So today Dad and I went into Orillia to go see the boats come in for the bass tournament that was going on today. The boats were amazing and some of the fish that the guys were bringing in were huge! One guy had a 6.84 pound smallmouth. Now i know that down in the South, that's not huge but for up here, it's pretty damn big! So the latest in Gibbs news involves my wonderful 22-pound orange hairball that i lovingly call Taz. At about 1:30 he let me know that he needed to go outside so i took him out. I headed back upstairs and after a couple of minutes, i realzed that he hadn't followed me. I came back downstairs and Gibbs was in the kitchen eating a hamburger patty. We'd had burger for dinner and we forgot to stuick the last one in the fridge when we went to bed. So we figure that Taz jumped up, and knocked it to the gloor. I swear to god that Taz was laughing as we were trying to pry the devil spawn's...i mean Gibbs' jaws open to retrieve the burger! Today is October 24 and here is today's joke:
Bumper stickers 22
My karma ran over your dogma.
I brake for... wait... AAAH! NO BRAKES!!!!!
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
"I is a college student."
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
see yout omorrow!