bad joke of the day
So i had the kiddies today plus they uber-annoying cousin, who is...well a brat. There is no nice way to say it. The kid can do no wrong in his parent's eyes, therefore, everything is supposed to go his way and if it doesn't, he throws a fit. But I took Gibbs with me so the boys basicaly played with him and ignored the cousin. I don't blame them. They can't stand the kid! So Gibbs was super tired tonight and has spent a lot of it asleep. He's curled up on the bed right now, and every once in a while, he glares at me, like it's my fault he ran around for 3 straight hours! Today is October 23 and here is today's joke:
Bumper stickers 03
All generalizations are false, including this one.
"Criminal Lawyer" is a redundancy.
I.R.S.: We've got what it takes to take what you've got!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.
Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
What is a "free" gift ? Aren't all gifts free?
Better to understand a little than to misunderstand a lot.
We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
see you tomorrow!