bad joke of the day
*does a little happy dance and hands out Bitch Slaps to everyone* Canada's Worst Driver 5 starts tonight! I love CWD. One of the people on it this time has been in something like 12 accidents in 2 years and another guy won't spend more than a couple thousand on a car because he knows that he'll just get a new one when he writes off the one he's currently using. AND it was filmed in Borden this time. Borden is about 35 minutes southeast of here. In Gibbs news, he's reached the terrible two's. He slept about half the night and terrioized everyone and everything during the night, today he was evil. And he's discovered the kitty litter box. Picture me trying to get that crap (literally) out of his mouth while he's trying to bite me. No matter what I tried to do with him today, he was bad. I was tempted to call the breeder and ask her to change his name to "Evil Spawn of Satan". Today is October 26 and here is today's joke:
Father O'Flannagan dies due to old age. Upon entering St.Peter's gate, there is another man in front, waiting to go into heaven. St. Peter asks the man, "What is your name what did you accomplish during your life?"
The man responds "My name is Joe Cohen, and I was a New York City Taxi driver for 14 years"
"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your silk robe and golden sceptre, now you may walk in the streets of our Lord."
St. Peter looks at the Father, and asks "What is your name and what did you accomplish?"
He responds, "I'm Father O'Flannagan, and have devoted the last 62 years to the Lord."
"Very well," says St. Peter, "Here is your cotton robe and wooden staff, you may enter."
"Wait a minute," says O'Flannagan, "You gave the taxi driver a silk robe and golden sceptre, why did I only get a cotton robe and wooden staff?"
"Well," St. Peter replied, "We work on a performance scale, you see while you preached, everyone slept, when he drove taxis, everyone prayed!"
see you tomorrow!