English Paper
So the back story to this little bit is that I was working on a paper during class. I had only about an hours worth of sleep and tons of work to do including write this 8 paged paper. Anyway I look down at what I've written and see this. I'm not totally sure when I wrote it or why but I found it funny in a dark way. I won't be sending it to my teacher of course (I've worked too hard for my exhaustion to ruin things now.) but I didn't want to delete it without saving it. So here we are. It's a bit dark so you've been warned. Apparently that's what an hour of sleep does to me.
And then all the movies end with Buster Keaton hugging his car and saying he loves it more and drives off into the sunset so really this whole paper has been a waste of time just like my life has been and I hope I’ve spent some time wasting your time like life has wasted mine. Enjoy the realization that you can never get these minutes you spent reading and writing down on this paper back. That’s right they’re gone and you’ve got nothing left to live for. Sorry but the best moments of your life is gone. Well at least you still have the rest of your life to watch the same movies over and over with a bunch of students who really don’t give a damn and want to get out of your class as fast as possible. And really all the students want to get out of college so they can stop paying to waste their time and instead get paid to waste time. This is of course the beautiful nature of the world and it doesn’t let go until you die or kill yourself. And at the rate your life is going you’re probably going to kill yourself. And no I won’t sit there telling you how great and wonderful the world is because let’s face it. It sucks and then you suffer and have a miserable life and finally die a pathetic death alone in your small apartment with your angry cat. So there’s that to look forward to or you could just off yourself now. But hey I won’t tell you what to do. I will tell you that you have spent all your adult life wasting time doing nothing for no one who cares. You have never made an impact on any students’ life. Those who say you have are really just butt kissing for a better grade. And I bet you in all your sad, pathetic, lonely self gave them the grade. Yet another score for you. Great job. I hope you’re proud of yourself. But I bet if you’ve read all this you aren’t and you’re thinking of the easiest way to off yourself. Let me give you a hint drowning sucks and is super overdone. If you’ve had such a terrible pathetic life shouldn’t you at least try for a creative end? I mean a least one part of your life should be memorable don’t you think? But then again look at your life up till now. Knowing you you’re going to just cut your wrists and cry since you’re so deep. Yep you’re an emotional pioneer with all your deep deep feelings that only you feel. So yay on you for that. Well have a great next few minutes while you try to figure out the best way to end your life. I’m sure you won’t just copy the movies or newspaper. Nope you’re brilliant and creative aren’t you? The trailblazer that you are, people will build a monument to your amazing brilliance. Do those words make you feel better? Well they shouldn’t because let’s face it they’re all used in sarcasm but knowing you, you don’t even know what that is. Well that’s okay maybe in the next life…though suicides go to hell… to become trees…well I’m sure you’ll make a lovely tree!
And then all the movies end with Buster Keaton hugging his car and saying he loves it more and drives off into the sunset so really this whole paper has been a waste of time just like my life has been and I hope I’ve spent some time wasting your time like life has wasted mine. Enjoy the realization that you can never get these minutes you spent reading and writing down on this paper back. That’s right they’re gone and you’ve got nothing left to live for. Sorry but the best moments of your life is gone. Well at least you still have the rest of your life to watch the same movies over and over with a bunch of students who really don’t give a damn and want to get out of your class as fast as possible. And really all the students want to get out of college so they can stop paying to waste their time and instead get paid to waste time. This is of course the beautiful nature of the world and it doesn’t let go until you die or kill yourself. And at the rate your life is going you’re probably going to kill yourself. And no I won’t sit there telling you how great and wonderful the world is because let’s face it. It sucks and then you suffer and have a miserable life and finally die a pathetic death alone in your small apartment with your angry cat. So there’s that to look forward to or you could just off yourself now. But hey I won’t tell you what to do. I will tell you that you have spent all your adult life wasting time doing nothing for no one who cares. You have never made an impact on any students’ life. Those who say you have are really just butt kissing for a better grade. And I bet you in all your sad, pathetic, lonely self gave them the grade. Yet another score for you. Great job. I hope you’re proud of yourself. But I bet if you’ve read all this you aren’t and you’re thinking of the easiest way to off yourself. Let me give you a hint drowning sucks and is super overdone. If you’ve had such a terrible pathetic life shouldn’t you at least try for a creative end? I mean a least one part of your life should be memorable don’t you think? But then again look at your life up till now. Knowing you you’re going to just cut your wrists and cry since you’re so deep. Yep you’re an emotional pioneer with all your deep deep feelings that only you feel. So yay on you for that. Well have a great next few minutes while you try to figure out the best way to end your life. I’m sure you won’t just copy the movies or newspaper. Nope you’re brilliant and creative aren’t you? The trailblazer that you are, people will build a monument to your amazing brilliance. Do those words make you feel better? Well they shouldn’t because let’s face it they’re all used in sarcasm but knowing you, you don’t even know what that is. Well that’s okay maybe in the next life…though suicides go to hell… to become trees…well I’m sure you’ll make a lovely tree!