Krycek is evil by nature.

He hasn't been able to commit any acts of evil lately. It is a sad thing, really.

The internet is really great for porn boredom, though, and an EXCELLENT source of evil ideas...

...

... which explains why there is now a rather large piece of paper, taking up the bulk of the bulletin board, that reads:

YOU JUST LOST THE GAME

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"Is it just me or is that Taylor Hanson girl totally hott?" Or so says the voice wafting through the open door with a hand on the doorknob. Said hand is connected to an arm in a blue striped shirt that belongs to one Tycho Brahe, his other hand clutching his Zune fiercely ( Read more... )

"I can't believe they didn't call you back."

The monotone of the first man's voice does nothing to lessen his companion's enthusiasm: "I know! I swear to God--"

"You know, maybe that's why you're not allowed to go to Jesus' house to play video games anymore."

"--I was the best person there," Gabe continues as if he hasn't been interrupted at all ( Read more... )

Gabe doesn't quite realise he's walked into Milliways until he's almost at Bar and, still lost in his own thoughts, he climbs up on a stool and leans on his elbow.

"Huh. Oh hey, Bar -- did John Candy invent candy ( Read more... )

Dr. Evil had an odd night last night ( Read more... )

The door opens to a brief surge of water, which then seems to stop right at the doorway, a few inches deep. It's followed by a, "Hot," and then what can only be described as a procession.

A small metal ... thing (is it a juicer? or a robot? or an amalgamation of all that is unholy?) leads the way, a harness around it so that a tarpaulin-covered ( Read more... )

In the corner, there is a gamer.

Reading a Star Wars book.

And he's the one in the blue shirt.

No, you are not hallucinating. But this is why he's in the corner. No one must see him enjoying a Star Wars book! Even if the all glorius Karen Traviss has written it.

[blah, mun forgot: canon puncturing rules apply. cursing is inevitable. just be ( Read more... )

Gabe wanders in, sits at the Bar, and orders a can of Sprite.

Opens it.

Starts drinking.

Drinks more.

...

Loudly, "Shit! I just lost the game!"

Well, wouldja lookit that? It's a Gabe at the Bar.

He has no pants and is eating pie.

The clock gets a cursory glance from him, but-- dude-- he just lived through a zombie attack.

Armageddon's so last week.

[ooc: a'ight punks, mun's gotta go to a meeting now, but slowtime = ftw. i'll be here 'til past midnight est when i get back. as ever, ( Read more... )

Today's entrance doesn't come normally.

The door opens, and two bodies come hurling through, almost as if they fell through something.

"Man." Says the one in the blue sweater. "I frickin' hate zombies." He rolls off his friend and cringes as he gets to his feet ( Read more... )