"I can't believe
they didn't call you back."
The monotone of the first man's voice does nothing to lessen his companion's enthusiasm: "I know! I swear to God--"
"You know, maybe that's why you're not allowed to go to Jesus' house to play video games anymore."
"--I was the best person there," Gabe continues as if he hasn't been interrupted at all
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Four beers later.
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He finally looks up and clutches frantically at Tycho's sleeve.
"I insulted Mario himself!"
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"I'll go back," he decides. "Do we have any red t-shirts ... and blue overalls?"
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Gabe catches sight of him out of the corner of his eye and stops considering the horror of his t-shirt ... to duck dramatically behind a bar stool and shout, "I'm not a terrorist! I've never planned to blow up any prototype planes in my life!"
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He glances around and notices Bond....and does a doubletake....and then kicks Gabe. Then gives Bond a salute. "Ignore him."
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"Oh, for Christ's sake..."
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When the two men approach the bar he casts a raised eyebrow in their direction. Mostly at the words "nintendo", "pacman", and "Mario".
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"You know," he says around the cigarette hanging from his lips. "I have no idea what you guys are talking about, but ripping ones heart out is bad. Unless it's to get out of KP."
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Gabe takes a break from his dejected staring to wave, vaguely, and then brushes down his t-shirt a little bit viciously.
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...yes.
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"Uh... hi."
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