I'm back from the extended family's vaction.
I wish I never left. Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat is fun and all, and I like it, but it's easily the most over-produced play in this state (thank you, Donny Osmond). Along with keeping air hockey statistics, this was the highlight of my week. Well, that and finding a natural arch that would be perfect for making out. If only...I still talk to Amy every day. In fact, we rarely had such good conversations. The dreams are hard though.I discovered that I'm only 25% Polish by blood. The other quarter is a family secret I've just been let into. The truth is surprisingly enlightening.I think this was my grandfather's last vacation. He said as much. The family has always maintained that me living with my grandparents brings them peace of mind. I usually dismissed them by explaining what a bum I am, but I'm afraid to move out now. I hate thinking about it.