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Due to the low, low comments on Pimp my Brent, future episodes have been canceled. But check out these new shows for ElfNetwork's fall lineup:
Two Men and a Crack Whore: Two men, while in prison, meet up with a crack whore, who, by coincidence, is the First Lady! While not having anal with each other and her, they must figure out how to get her back to Washington, but not before they rape and rob her!
Care Bears X-TREME: The lovable Care Bears had a run in with the law and are now in prison. They must become true criminals or get themselves killed by Paco, the notorious gang leader. Can they turn Paco's stone heart into gooey candy, or will they just get shivved?
Barney: The Vietnam Story: The purple dinosaur we all know has a hidden past. He was in Veitnam 68'-71' This groundbreaking new show explores the depths of his subconscious. The viewers see every horrible aspect of his former life, from where his friend was killed right next to him, to where he blew off three Vietcong heads, execution-style. It even shows the memories he has refused to accept, like when he stomped his best friend's head to save his last bullet. Elton John performs the opening theme.
Comment if you like any of these, or if you want me to bring Pimp my Brent back.
Two Men and a Crack Whore: Two men, while in prison, meet up with a crack whore, who, by coincidence, is the First Lady! While not having anal with each other and her, they must figure out how to get her back to Washington, but not before they rape and rob her!
Care Bears X-TREME: The lovable Care Bears had a run in with the law and are now in prison. They must become true criminals or get themselves killed by Paco, the notorious gang leader. Can they turn Paco's stone heart into gooey candy, or will they just get shivved?
Barney: The Vietnam Story: The purple dinosaur we all know has a hidden past. He was in Veitnam 68'-71' This groundbreaking new show explores the depths of his subconscious. The viewers see every horrible aspect of his former life, from where his friend was killed right next to him, to where he blew off three Vietcong heads, execution-style. It even shows the memories he has refused to accept, like when he stomped his best friend's head to save his last bullet. Elton John performs the opening theme.
Comment if you like any of these, or if you want me to bring Pimp my Brent back.