I LIKE CAPS!!!
Just so you guys know, i will randomly make episodes of my "shows." So don't expect many of them. I got a new "Pimp"
Here ya' go:
Same Key as last time, replace Brent with Chou
*Music intro plays*
N: This week on Pimp, our three fashion artists tackle the biggest challenge we've seen since last episode; Dan Chou!!
C: Pi R Squared!!
Audiance: What the hell is he talking about?
C: Fools!
N: Chou met up with our homos at a local Hooters.
*At the Hooters*
L: Ewwwwww.... Girls!!
*Chou walks in*
C: By looking at these waitresses, I can scientifically tell that they have implants and that Kevin is horny.
K: Must...resist....taking pants off....
*They all go to one table*
F: Girl, we need to do a complete over-haul.
C: I am not of the female gender.
L: Good, that saves me a lot of cooty shots.
K: I gotta go....somewhere....
*Runs off while unzipping his pants*
F: Well, anyway, first let's work on the hair. First it needs more pizzaz...
*Brent walks in with a Colt .45 and runs to Luke*
B: GET DOWN!
*Brent pistol whips him to the ground*
L: Oh my god! A girl!
*Brent puts two rounds into his chest*
C: STOP!!
*Brent turns the gun on him*
B: He ate my last Hot Pocket!
C: 1/x is 0 as x → ∞!!
B: Gah! Intelligence!
*Brent fades into nothingness*
F: Um....ok.....Chou, will you do my algebra homework?
C: Fine...fool....
*Kevin walks out of the bathroom with a pleased look on his face*
K: Dude! Luke's bloody body be so pimpin lol!!
F: Why did you actually say 'lol?' ROFL!!
C: Stupidity...overwhelming...must kill all unworthy fools...
*Chou transforms in Godzilla*
*Clark Kent runs in*
Clark: Oh no you don't!
*Rips off shirt, revealing Superman suit*
F: TAKE IT OFF!!!
*Godzilla-Chou eats Superman*
F: There goes that plot device....
*Mrs. Anderson runs in*
M.A.: Literary Response!!
F: NOOOOO!!
*Frosty Explodes*
M.A.: Wrong person....
*Godzilla-Chou eats her*
G-C: Mmmmm...Evil....
K: I was hoping I wouldin't have to do this....
*Kevin transforms into Mothra and he and Chou are suddenly battling over Tokyo*
N: Well, there you have it. Whenever you pressure Brent into making a new episode, he quickly uses crappy plot devices to make a semi-passable story. So screw off! And Chou is too smart to pimp.
*Outtro music plays. Credits role.*
There! Leave me alone! And comment!
Here ya' go:
Same Key as last time, replace Brent with Chou
*Music intro plays*
N: This week on Pimp, our three fashion artists tackle the biggest challenge we've seen since last episode; Dan Chou!!
C: Pi R Squared!!
Audiance: What the hell is he talking about?
C: Fools!
N: Chou met up with our homos at a local Hooters.
*At the Hooters*
L: Ewwwwww.... Girls!!
*Chou walks in*
C: By looking at these waitresses, I can scientifically tell that they have implants and that Kevin is horny.
K: Must...resist....taking pants off....
*They all go to one table*
F: Girl, we need to do a complete over-haul.
C: I am not of the female gender.
L: Good, that saves me a lot of cooty shots.
K: I gotta go....somewhere....
*Runs off while unzipping his pants*
F: Well, anyway, first let's work on the hair. First it needs more pizzaz...
*Brent walks in with a Colt .45 and runs to Luke*
B: GET DOWN!
*Brent pistol whips him to the ground*
L: Oh my god! A girl!
*Brent puts two rounds into his chest*
C: STOP!!
*Brent turns the gun on him*
B: He ate my last Hot Pocket!
C: 1/x is 0 as x → ∞!!
B: Gah! Intelligence!
*Brent fades into nothingness*
F: Um....ok.....Chou, will you do my algebra homework?
C: Fine...fool....
*Kevin walks out of the bathroom with a pleased look on his face*
K: Dude! Luke's bloody body be so pimpin lol!!
F: Why did you actually say 'lol?' ROFL!!
C: Stupidity...overwhelming...must kill all unworthy fools...
*Chou transforms in Godzilla*
*Clark Kent runs in*
Clark: Oh no you don't!
*Rips off shirt, revealing Superman suit*
F: TAKE IT OFF!!!
*Godzilla-Chou eats Superman*
F: There goes that plot device....
*Mrs. Anderson runs in*
M.A.: Literary Response!!
F: NOOOOO!!
*Frosty Explodes*
M.A.: Wrong person....
*Godzilla-Chou eats her*
G-C: Mmmmm...Evil....
K: I was hoping I wouldin't have to do this....
*Kevin transforms into Mothra and he and Chou are suddenly battling over Tokyo*
N: Well, there you have it. Whenever you pressure Brent into making a new episode, he quickly uses crappy plot devices to make a semi-passable story. So screw off! And Chou is too smart to pimp.
*Outtro music plays. Credits role.*
There! Leave me alone! And comment!