Pimp my Brent - Pilot Episode
N=Narrator
L=Luke Moran
K=Kevin Dixon
F=Stephen Frost
B=Steven Brent
*Music Intro plays*
N:On this weeks episode of Pimp my Brent, three of our gay stylists will work on making this man, Steven Brent, a pimp.
B: Hi.
*Audiance gasps in disgust*
N:They met up with Steven at one of their favorite bars.
*Stylists walk up to Brent in a bar.*
L: Hi, we're from Pimp my Brent.
K: Hey.
F: Hi.
B: Hello. Where should we get started?
K: First of all, that greeting was lame. It needs to be more....
F: Ghetto-fied.
K: Exactly.
B: What should I say?
L: 'What up, stupid douche?' goes over real well with most people.
F: Yeah, or 'Fuck off, dipshit' works well on the boss.
K: Or the simple 'Get outta my face before I bust a cap in yo' ass.'
B: Like this?
*Brent pulls out a gun and puts two rounds in a nearby patron*
F: Exactly.
L: Next we need work on your clothes.
*They walk out and get into a car*
Few minutes later....
K: OK, here we are at Hot Topic, ready t get you some cool clothes.
B: What is this place?
L: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
*Frost comes out of the back room with armfulls of clothes*
B: But I thought pink was gay!
K: Gay is cool!
L: Why do you think we're so popular?
F: Alright Brent, try these on.
*Brent starts to walk to a changing room*
L: Where do you think you're going?
B: The changing room.
K: No you don't. Change right here. It's the sign of a true pimp to be naked in front of a major store.
B: Really?
F: GET UNDRESSED!
*Luke pulls out some popcorn*
K: Dance monkey-boy! Dance!
Couple hours later....
B: Can I get dressed now?
L: Fine... Get in the car.
K: Let's go to VanBuren Street to get him a lady!
10 minutes later....
F:Alright Brent, pick out a live one.
*Brent points to one on the corner*
B: Can I have her?
L: No.
*Luke pulls out a 12 gauge and puts 3 cartridges in her*
*Kevin walks out of an alley, zips up his pants*
K: This one's good.
Hooker: Hi y'all.
L: She'll do.
*Frosty knocks her out with a 2X4*
K: Quick! Put her in the trunk!
L: Hey, Brent, you can have this bling I found off the dead whore.
*Brent puts it on*
B: It's all sticky....
F: Well Brent, now you're a true pimp.
K: You have the talking, the clothes, a lady, the bling...
L: Even a criminal record!
F: Well, that concludes this weeks episode of Pimp My Brent! Tune in next week when we tackle Dan Chou! Bye!
*Outtro music plays, credits role*
L=Luke Moran
K=Kevin Dixon
F=Stephen Frost
B=Steven Brent
*Music Intro plays*
N:On this weeks episode of Pimp my Brent, three of our gay stylists will work on making this man, Steven Brent, a pimp.
B: Hi.
*Audiance gasps in disgust*
N:They met up with Steven at one of their favorite bars.
*Stylists walk up to Brent in a bar.*
L: Hi, we're from Pimp my Brent.
K: Hey.
F: Hi.
B: Hello. Where should we get started?
K: First of all, that greeting was lame. It needs to be more....
F: Ghetto-fied.
K: Exactly.
B: What should I say?
L: 'What up, stupid douche?' goes over real well with most people.
F: Yeah, or 'Fuck off, dipshit' works well on the boss.
K: Or the simple 'Get outta my face before I bust a cap in yo' ass.'
B: Like this?
*Brent pulls out a gun and puts two rounds in a nearby patron*
F: Exactly.
L: Next we need work on your clothes.
*They walk out and get into a car*
Few minutes later....
K: OK, here we are at Hot Topic, ready t get you some cool clothes.
B: What is this place?
L: Don't worry, you'll get used to it.
*Frost comes out of the back room with armfulls of clothes*
B: But I thought pink was gay!
K: Gay is cool!
L: Why do you think we're so popular?
F: Alright Brent, try these on.
*Brent starts to walk to a changing room*
L: Where do you think you're going?
B: The changing room.
K: No you don't. Change right here. It's the sign of a true pimp to be naked in front of a major store.
B: Really?
F: GET UNDRESSED!
*Luke pulls out some popcorn*
K: Dance monkey-boy! Dance!
Couple hours later....
B: Can I get dressed now?
L: Fine... Get in the car.
K: Let's go to VanBuren Street to get him a lady!
10 minutes later....
F:Alright Brent, pick out a live one.
*Brent points to one on the corner*
B: Can I have her?
L: No.
*Luke pulls out a 12 gauge and puts 3 cartridges in her*
*Kevin walks out of an alley, zips up his pants*
K: This one's good.
Hooker: Hi y'all.
L: She'll do.
*Frosty knocks her out with a 2X4*
K: Quick! Put her in the trunk!
L: Hey, Brent, you can have this bling I found off the dead whore.
*Brent puts it on*
B: It's all sticky....
F: Well Brent, now you're a true pimp.
K: You have the talking, the clothes, a lady, the bling...
L: Even a criminal record!
F: Well, that concludes this weeks episode of Pimp My Brent! Tune in next week when we tackle Dan Chou! Bye!
*Outtro music plays, credits role*