All Our Furniture Was Saved From The Dump.
My dodgeball team 'Los Bastardos Grandes' was beaten senseless tonight
By the freshmen team 'Get In The Van! We’ve Got Candy'.
And our brother team 'Shutup' was killed by 'The Champions' moments before us.
The only team we might have a shot at beating is the 'Skittle Kittens'…
They don’t seem like that much of a challenge…
Mainly because I haven’t seen them play yet
And so I assume the team is made up of eight tiny women,
Who have bits of fur clinging to their skin.
Please small God of my trashcan, let it be so.
* * * * * * *
I have a little cough that is getting worse
And a weight on my lungs that gives me the impression
That I have the plague.
When black blisters start to form on my face
I want everyone to remember that you heard it hear first,
And that you probably caught it from me.
But really, it’s hard to breathe,
I keep trying to lie down and possibly, oh, I dunno,
Sleep?
And when I do it feels like my lungs have bricks on top of them.
I thought maybe my sports bra was too tight or something at first
But after some experimenting, I realized that that was not the case.
If I press on my ribs it hurts, too.
And, this may have to do with something else,
But for the past few days I keep seeing those sparkly things
You know. That happen after you get up too quick or hang upside down
Except I get them while just sitting in class.
What does that mean?
Diagnosis me, English Majors…
I have faith in your knowledge.
My guess? Not the plague...
Heart burn. I think.
I don't really know what heartburn is actually.
By the freshmen team 'Get In The Van! We’ve Got Candy'.
And our brother team 'Shutup' was killed by 'The Champions' moments before us.
The only team we might have a shot at beating is the 'Skittle Kittens'…
They don’t seem like that much of a challenge…
Mainly because I haven’t seen them play yet
And so I assume the team is made up of eight tiny women,
Who have bits of fur clinging to their skin.
Please small God of my trashcan, let it be so.
* * * * * * *
I have a little cough that is getting worse
And a weight on my lungs that gives me the impression
That I have the plague.
When black blisters start to form on my face
I want everyone to remember that you heard it hear first,
And that you probably caught it from me.
But really, it’s hard to breathe,
I keep trying to lie down and possibly, oh, I dunno,
Sleep?
And when I do it feels like my lungs have bricks on top of them.
I thought maybe my sports bra was too tight or something at first
But after some experimenting, I realized that that was not the case.
If I press on my ribs it hurts, too.
And, this may have to do with something else,
But for the past few days I keep seeing those sparkly things
You know. That happen after you get up too quick or hang upside down
Except I get them while just sitting in class.
What does that mean?
Diagnosis me, English Majors…
I have faith in your knowledge.
My guess? Not the plague...
Heart burn. I think.
I don't really know what heartburn is actually.