You Happy Bastards.

[middlewang]

I've had better days.
None of them ever being Valentine's Day.



Hope you guys do something today that doesn't involve cooing
Or sucking face with a significant other.

DON'T FOLLOW THE MASSES!
You are only getting sucked into the superficial world of cheesy romance.
NOT EVERYONE NEEDS TO SHOW THEIR UNDYING LOVE
By buying flowers OR CANDY.

I'm boycotting this shite.
And not just bc I am single and bitter.

THat's only the majority of the reason,
The rest is because I fear messenger pigeons.

Pigeons will peck out yer eyes if you even look at them.

I know these sort of things.