Oww
So get this, I was walking home from pimping when some guy cloroforms me and next thing I know I'm in some dark grey basement that smells like mildew and dead babies. Iwas also strapped onto some kind of doctors table with my stomache pulled open. There were a few people there who freaked out a little when I woke up and started whistling the theme-song to "the good the bad and the ugly" so they punched me in the face with their bloody doctor gloves until I pretended to pass out. I watched from the corner of the eye that didn't swell up as they put some kind of metal thing in my upper chest area and sewed me back up. I was free the next day and I'm actually kind of happy cause I know that I'll have an excuse to get naked if there's ever a sexy security guard at a metal detector.