Me:  Apparently people dodged and tried to run away when ZERO spit water on the crowd.
Mom:  Yeah, that's pretty gross.
Me:  And I just stood there waiting for it with my mouth open.
Mom:  That's weird, because you're usually so grossed out about things like that.
Me:  Well, it's not like I'll ever get in contact with ZERO's bodily fluids in any other ( Read more... )

Today before first period, I somehow managed to hit myself in the nose and give myself my first nosebleed ever.

I felt like ZERO.  
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