It could happen...
Excerpt from the 2016 presidential candidate debate
Current President Huxley Hobbes. 9 days without a genocide!
Senator Michael Broderick. He knows which way the pole is greased!
“Moderator: Senator Broderick, do you think you could do a better job of preventing terrorism and 9/11 type attacks than President Hobbes has?
Senator Broderick: Well as much respect as I have for the presidents Tesla Coil policy, I do believe that a blind chip could do a better job.
President Hobbes: Hey now-
Moderator: Please Mr. President, you will have your rebuttal after the senator has finished.
Senator Broderick: Thank you. Now as I was saying, a blind, lobotomised, shit encrusted chimp with no thumbs could-
Moderator: Please, let’s not resort to mud-slinging.
Senator Broderick: My apologies. My point is, these Tesla coils are not 100% safe. Indeed they are based on communist technologies. So you know, enough said. I propose mass implementation of Terran technologies. Flying-fucking-buildings, you catch my drift? Terrorists come a’terrorisn’ then we just move out of their way. We effectively minimise the risk of attacks succeeding, and the only real problem we have is finding a safe place to land our sky metropolis. This links with my plan for the environment which I believe we will discuss later.
Moderator: Mr President, your response?
President Hobbes: Thank you. You know, I find it astounding that my opponent can even answer that question with a straight face. Defend against terrorist attacks? He fucking perpetrates them! You are looking at a man who played as Libya during games of C&C; Red Alert! Lib-we have massive fuck off dirty truck bombs-ya.
*Crowd gasps*
That’s right. You might as well be asking Jack the Ripper how he plans to protect prostitutes. Our Tesla Coils have proved effective time and time again, stopping everything from German Sheppard attack dogs to Prism tanks and more German Sheppard attack dogs. Sure we need to demolish the odd orphanage now and again to make room for our gigantic power stations in order to keep the coils running, but this is a sacrifice that must be made in order to protect our country and our children!
Now don’t get me started on the implementation of Terran technology! I mean, what happens when Osama Bin Laden launches a Zergling rush? Where are we then? I’ll tell you where; we’ll be trying to pilot buildings while those slimy terrorists have their way with our women-folk!”
To be continued...or not...who knows.
Current President Huxley Hobbes. 9 days without a genocide!
Senator Michael Broderick. He knows which way the pole is greased!
“Moderator: Senator Broderick, do you think you could do a better job of preventing terrorism and 9/11 type attacks than President Hobbes has?
Senator Broderick: Well as much respect as I have for the presidents Tesla Coil policy, I do believe that a blind chip could do a better job.
President Hobbes: Hey now-
Moderator: Please Mr. President, you will have your rebuttal after the senator has finished.
Senator Broderick: Thank you. Now as I was saying, a blind, lobotomised, shit encrusted chimp with no thumbs could-
Moderator: Please, let’s not resort to mud-slinging.
Senator Broderick: My apologies. My point is, these Tesla coils are not 100% safe. Indeed they are based on communist technologies. So you know, enough said. I propose mass implementation of Terran technologies. Flying-fucking-buildings, you catch my drift? Terrorists come a’terrorisn’ then we just move out of their way. We effectively minimise the risk of attacks succeeding, and the only real problem we have is finding a safe place to land our sky metropolis. This links with my plan for the environment which I believe we will discuss later.
Moderator: Mr President, your response?
President Hobbes: Thank you. You know, I find it astounding that my opponent can even answer that question with a straight face. Defend against terrorist attacks? He fucking perpetrates them! You are looking at a man who played as Libya during games of C&C; Red Alert! Lib-we have massive fuck off dirty truck bombs-ya.
*Crowd gasps*
That’s right. You might as well be asking Jack the Ripper how he plans to protect prostitutes. Our Tesla Coils have proved effective time and time again, stopping everything from German Sheppard attack dogs to Prism tanks and more German Sheppard attack dogs. Sure we need to demolish the odd orphanage now and again to make room for our gigantic power stations in order to keep the coils running, but this is a sacrifice that must be made in order to protect our country and our children!
Now don’t get me started on the implementation of Terran technology! I mean, what happens when Osama Bin Laden launches a Zergling rush? Where are we then? I’ll tell you where; we’ll be trying to pilot buildings while those slimy terrorists have their way with our women-folk!”
To be continued...or not...who knows.