Comments | miarr: let us be a head and not a fish

miarr

let us be a head and not a fish

Sep 18, 2009 23:15

HAPPY JEW YEAR, HEATHENS.

That's right, today is Rosh ha'Shana-the Jewish New Year! I'm just coming from a big family dinner full of fish and chicken and soup and quiche and a thousand, thousand salads. I'm not even kidding. Every relative brought some kind of vegetable homage; I think our combined forces buckled the agricultural market. Surely ( Read more... )

photowhoring, om nom nom, anniversaries, jew-jitsu, into the matrix, la familia

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nogah September 18 2009, 21:12:32 UTC

1. OMNOMNOMNOM OUR SALADS WERE SO DELICIOUS

2. lol, pricey indeed. also: your exuberant nature does make up for anything! You're like a little walking sunshine, that's so much nicer then a frown dressed nicely.

3. boooooooobs. That's all I got. ...yeah.

miarr September 19 2009, 08:50:32 UTC

1. OMNOMNOMNOM. I love Rosh ha'Shana dinners. :D (Only second to Pesach and Shavuot, mmmm.)

2. Aww, thank you so much bb! ♥ ♥ ♥ Frankly I don't see how anyone can frown in your vivacious presence. Standing next to such a lovely paragon of stylishness and pizazz, one cannot help but feel on top of the world!

3. 8D

nogah September 19 2009, 17:50:22 UTC

2. We should get married so we can worship each other for the rest of our lives, and make each other happy every day ♥ and also because you can cook and make me a sandwich, and I can...um...we'll think of something I can do!

miarr September 19 2009, 19:21:12 UTC

2. WE SHOULD, YES! YES, YES, YES. A THOUSAND TIMES YES. ♥ You can be decorative & also paint my nails, since I am a marked failure at both?

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miraba September 18 2009, 22:14:26 UTC

Screw boobies, I want to see your face. :(

knobby September 18 2009, 22:39:26 UTC

i've seen her face. :)

miarr September 19 2009, 09:21:43 UTC

You've seen my boobs, too, and more than once, naughty little witchthing. ♥ Then again, so has miraba, but this was all long ago; back when the fabled webcam of yore still worked, as it doesn't now, alas. ):

miarr September 19 2009, 09:19:53 UTC

Haven't you yet? Really? This is so egregious, what the. I am at this very second opening an email and sending you a compilation of my pics, as well as links to a Facebook account and whatnot; I find it unacceptable that you feel stinted in any way regarding information about yours truly. A firm basis of trust must be established posthaste. After all, if destiny kicks in and we really do end up shagging madly on a luxurious hotel bed, as the fates decried: with you growling curse you, wright into my ear & myself clutching desperately at you screaming yes, edgeworth! harder! yes! clearly it is imperative that we know get to know each other first.

Or perhaps what will happen is that you'll stick me with all sorts of needles & I shall curse and struggle and say goddamnit, doc! while painfully aroused.

Or both. The possibilities really are endless. ♥

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barronblack September 18 2009, 22:15:39 UTC

YOU BEAT ME TO THE CELEBRATION PUNCH.

ANYWAY.

Happy Jewish Pirate Day!

Er... Yes. *nefarious cackle, runs off*

miarr September 19 2009, 09:25:20 UTC

OH MY GOD, BEAUTIFUL WITCH DOCTOR. I PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE YOUR FEET IN ABJECT WORSHIP.

That you should bless my journal by patronizing it so-! and unannounced, as well-! I am simply, what, I-I am undone. There is no red carpet, no anything, my shame at this bereft reception is only rivaled by the immense joy & gleeful lechery I feel at your arrival.

It's been a while since we talked, hasn't it? 8D We really should get on that, I think, snookums. How lovely to see you! *hugs*

JEWISH PIRATES ARE AWESOME, Y/Y? But if I'm a Jewish Pirate, would that make you a Satanist Ninja? Because that would be awesome.

miarr September 19 2009, 09:28:53 UTC

P.S. Being a Jewish Pirate, clearly my name is Wintrow Vestrit, as I am devoted to the One God (Sa, YHWH, it's all the same) yet indulge in excellent sea-roving shenanigans. But hark, and woe! What lack is this? Who shall be my Kennit Ludluck? *puppy eyes*

barronblack September 20 2009, 02:10:12 UTC

I will construct you a Pirate King such as you have never before loved, and he shall be unmanageable and stunningly rogueish as only a Pirate King should be!

....

*INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING*

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knobby September 18 2009, 22:39:09 UTC

OM NOM NOM DELICIOUS MIARR TORSO. ♥

miarr September 19 2009, 09:32:58 UTC

SAYING THIS WITH AN ICON FEATURING SEXY SCHOOLGIRLS NEXT TO DECAPITATED HEADS. You really mix kinks shamelessly, don't you: femslash, schoolgirl pedo, and guro. I KNOW YOU WANT TO EAT MY TORSO AS A CONSUMMATION OF OUR IMMENSE LESBO UNDERAGED SCHOOLGIRL LOVE, GABI. I CAN SEE IT IN YOUR BLOODTHIRSTY NAGI EYES.

And you know what? I'd probably let you. /grope

roga September 18 2009, 23:07:13 UTC

Aw, kitchen duty. If only you'd gone to the cheder ochel you could let someone else deal with the dishes. It's good practice for the army, though! Which is a phrase you'll be hearing all year, so I'll can it :-) Happy NY!

miarr September 19 2009, 09:39:06 UTC

LOL, I couldn't go to the cheder ochel because my uncle foisted the damn seder on me! SO UNFAIR. Besides, it is in the museum, in the grassy area behind the main building which overlooks the emeq and is surrounded by a grove of olive trees. Really beautiful.

Except, lmfao, the seder organizer this year was all "look, I know we usually loose a bunch of helium balloons every Rosh ha'Shana, and it's all symbolic and stuff, but it's really not environmental-friendly so this year we're doing it with some hand-crafted hot-air balloons," except the balloons were literally fueled by a small fire burning under them, and then one of them failed to take off properly and landed in the branches of an olive tree and nearly set the whole thing on fire. Danny Kolnik had to climb up and fetch it and then it fell on him and nearly set him on fire. And when they finally put all the fires out he was slightly scorched and made them promised next year to go back to helium balloons. Lol ( ... )