let us be a head and not a fish

[miarr]

HAPPY JEW YEAR, HEATHENS.

That's right, today is Rosh ha'Shana-the Jewish New Year! I'm just coming from a big family dinner full of fish and chicken and soup and quiche and a thousand, thousand salads. I'm not even kidding. Every relative brought some kind of vegetable homage; I think our combined forces buckled the agricultural market. Surely

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[barronblack]

YOU BEAT ME TO THE CELEBRATION PUNCH.

ANYWAY.

Happy Jewish Pirate Day!

Er... Yes. *nefarious cackle, runs off*

[miarr]

OH MY GOD, BEAUTIFUL WITCH DOCTOR. I PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE YOUR FEET IN ABJECT WORSHIP.

That you should bless my journal by patronizing it so-! and unannounced, as well-! I am simply, what, I-I am undone. There is no red carpet, no anything, my shame at this bereft reception is only rivaled by the immense joy & gleeful lechery I feel at your arrival.

It's been a while since we talked, hasn't it? 8D We really should get on that, I think, snookums. How lovely to see you! *hugs*

JEWISH PIRATES ARE AWESOME, Y/Y? But if I'm a Jewish Pirate, would that make you a Satanist Ninja? Because that would be awesome.

[miarr]

P.S. Being a Jewish Pirate, clearly my name is Wintrow Vestrit, as I am devoted to the One God (Sa, YHWH, it's all the same) yet indulge in excellent sea-roving shenanigans. But hark, and woe! What lack is this? Who shall be my Kennit Ludluck? *puppy eyes*

[barronblack]

I will construct you a Pirate King such as you have never before loved, and he shall be unmanageable and stunningly rogueish as only a Pirate King should be!

....

*INAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING*

[miarr]

You understand me impeccably! Inappropriate touching is, of course, the first step in the making AND the acting of a life of any good Pirate King. 8D

*gives you a "full-body examination" to see there's no danger of "gangrene" from the "leg stump"*