Happy Independent Day
Just because.
What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Happiness is not having to question anything all; to be satisfied with the status quo.
What is your greatest fear?
That I will die a catankerous single woman with cankles, probably by choking on a mutated Cheetos puff.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My insecurity with almost everything about me.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Self-centeredness and a low EQ. Oh - and rudeness. I hate when people peer over my shoulder while I’m typing, or somehow forget to say “please” and “thank you”, or deliberately avoid eye contact in the hallways. Oh I also hate limp handshakes. It’s the grossest thing to have in your hand ever.
Which living person do you most admire?
My mother, particularly in her capacity to love and find goodness in people.
What is your greatest extravagance?
DVD’s, whether fake or original. I’ve lost all interest in expensive clothes and gadgets. At least for now because I can’t afford them.
What is your current state of mind?
Well, let’s just say, the state it’s currently in has prompted me to fill out a stupid survey like this. I came to work early today for a corporate obligation, and now I find myself continuing to hit the snooze button on my mind every five minutes.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Hard work. Is that a virtue?
Which living person do you most despise?
Wish I could think of a bitchy answer - but honestly, no one comes to mind except the person I see in the mirror. (WAHAHAHA)
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Wit.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Empathy.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I would have loved to dance but I quit ballet on my first day at the studio. I would have loved to be a classical pianist but I quit my lessons after six years. I would have loved to paint, draw, color, and sketch - but, well, my own capabilities quit on me when I was born.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
When I meet him or IT I’ll make sure to update this.
When and where were you happiest?
Playing in the snow with my siblings back in 1994.
What is your most marked characteristic?
My fake Chinese eyes.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
In job interviews, I always say that it was the first and only play I wrote and directed. But since I’m not up for any position, I’d say none so far.
Who are your favorite writers?
I hate questions like these because favoring something is ephemeral. Can’t I just use everyone else’s answers, as seen on Facebook and Friendster? Then it would be: Paulo Coelho, Mitch Albom, Stephanie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Nicholas Sparks, and of course Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Definitely not Holden Caulfield.
What is your greatest regret?
Well, all my regrets are connected - it’s never coming to my realization earlier enough.
How would you like to die?
Definitely not by choking on a mutated Cheetos puff, or tripping on my cankles.
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What is your idea of perfect happiness?
Happiness is not having to question anything all; to be satisfied with the status quo.
What is your greatest fear?
That I will die a catankerous single woman with cankles, probably by choking on a mutated Cheetos puff.
What is the trait you most deplore in yourself?
My insecurity with almost everything about me.
What is the trait you most deplore in others?
Self-centeredness and a low EQ. Oh - and rudeness. I hate when people peer over my shoulder while I’m typing, or somehow forget to say “please” and “thank you”, or deliberately avoid eye contact in the hallways. Oh I also hate limp handshakes. It’s the grossest thing to have in your hand ever.
Which living person do you most admire?
My mother, particularly in her capacity to love and find goodness in people.
What is your greatest extravagance?
DVD’s, whether fake or original. I’ve lost all interest in expensive clothes and gadgets. At least for now because I can’t afford them.
What is your current state of mind?
Well, let’s just say, the state it’s currently in has prompted me to fill out a stupid survey like this. I came to work early today for a corporate obligation, and now I find myself continuing to hit the snooze button on my mind every five minutes.
What do you consider the most overrated virtue?
Hard work. Is that a virtue?
Which living person do you most despise?
Wish I could think of a bitchy answer - but honestly, no one comes to mind except the person I see in the mirror. (WAHAHAHA)
What is the quality you most like in a man?
Wit.
What is the quality you most like in a woman?
Empathy.
Which talent would you most like to have?
I would have loved to dance but I quit ballet on my first day at the studio. I would have loved to be a classical pianist but I quit my lessons after six years. I would have loved to paint, draw, color, and sketch - but, well, my own capabilities quit on me when I was born.
What or who is the greatest love of your life?
When I meet him or IT I’ll make sure to update this.
When and where were you happiest?
Playing in the snow with my siblings back in 1994.
What is your most marked characteristic?
My fake Chinese eyes.
What do you consider your greatest achievement?
In job interviews, I always say that it was the first and only play I wrote and directed. But since I’m not up for any position, I’d say none so far.
Who are your favorite writers?
I hate questions like these because favoring something is ephemeral. Can’t I just use everyone else’s answers, as seen on Facebook and Friendster? Then it would be: Paulo Coelho, Mitch Albom, Stephanie Meyer, J.K. Rowling, Stephen King, Nicholas Sparks, and of course Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John.
Who is your favorite hero of fiction?
Definitely not Holden Caulfield.
What is your greatest regret?
Well, all my regrets are connected - it’s never coming to my realization earlier enough.
How would you like to die?
Definitely not by choking on a mutated Cheetos puff, or tripping on my cankles.
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