Meeeeme. From The Shadow

[metody_green]

The meme: post here and tell me if you want to be part of it.  I'll give you five words I associate with you, and you write a little bit on each.

Here is where he did the words I gave him.  The below are the words he gave me.

Tacky Hawaiian shirts I cannot imagine to what this refers.  My shirts are not tacky.  They are sublimely deconstructionist,

Comments

[evillurks]

Either your shirts are tacky, or I'm a cantankerous old man with an outdated sense of fashion, and if you're sharp you won't answer that.

[metody_green]

The answer to that is so obvious I will not take the trouble to voice it.

[evillurks]

You are wise beyond your years.

[metody_green]

Is now the right time to note that I'm 26, despite what I look like?

[evillurks]

I'm old enough to be your grandfather. You do look younger than that, though.

[metody_green]

Everyone says I'll love it when I'm 40.

This is not much consolation now. A bar once cut my license in half because they said it was fake. I was the designated driver!

[evillurks]

Hm. I didn't think about it much when I was forty, but then, I was already doing what I do now.

I could show you how to age yourself with make-up, very convincingly.

[metody_green]

That would be wonderful. There are some tricks you just can't get from magazines.

[evillurks]

No, I doubt there's any espionage organization that publishes these things.

[metody_green]

That'd be one crappy espionage organization.

Or cocky. Very cocky.

[evillurks]

Or both. Either way, I wouldn't work for them.

[metody_green]

Or it could all be a clever misdirection, like the girl in spangly tights while the illusionist sneaks out of his box of swords.

[evillurks]

I won't give you any of that. Not in this particular case, at least.

[metody_green]

Hooray!

Though its amazing what you can accomplish with a little distraction.

[evillurks]

Oh yes, I'm in favor of that. Voice projection comes in handy.