Okay, I don't usually post this stuff, but I just rediscovered this and it made me grin ( Read more... )

Okay, so I've wanted this for a while, and rather than wait for someone else to do it, I'mma give it a shot myself. I don't think there's been one in the last year or so, although I could be wrong. Let's see if I can pull this off without falling on my face, metaphorically speaking, ne?

NARUTO ANONYMOUS KINKMEME VERSION ...SOMETHING OR OTHER.

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Title: The Serpent's Offer
Pairing: Orochimaru/Sasuke
Words: ~2,400
Genre: SMUT, SMUT, SMUT.
Rating: Hard R -> NC-17
Warnings: Dubcon/unwilling, pedophilia, humiliation, spanking, etc.
Spoilers: Only up to the VotE/pre-timeskip.
Other Notes: I figured it'd been WAY too long since I wrote a graphic sex scene, so here we are; brought to you by the ( Read more... )

Title: Between Living and Dying is You
Pairing: Orochimaru/Jiraiya
Words: 750
Genre: Pastfic, introspection, smut.
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: None.
Other Notes: Contemplating Orochimaru's obsession with death, and all the time he spend killing and handling corpses, made me wonder if he refused to kill Jiraiya when he left Konoha because there was a ( Read more... )

Title: Pick-up Lines
Pairing: Orochimaru/Jiraiya
Words: ~2,600
Genre: SMUT. Smut, smut, smut.
Rating: R
Spoilers: None.
Other Notes: This was started AGES ago. I’ve always want to finish it. I’ve also always wanted OroJirai frottage with biting and snarking. Now, my life is complete.
Crossposted.

( That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning. )

Title: Chiaroscuro
Pairing: Deidara -> Itachi, and a faint touch of Deidara -> Sasori
Words: ~700
Genre: Character introspection, smut
Rating: R
Spoilers: Through chapter 359.
Dedication: For bakkhos! YAY!
Other Notes: Hahaha, fuck you, writer's block. I WIN! I WIN! MY ART WINS! AHAHAHAH!
(Ah...also: Check this out. And this one, too.
Crossposted. ( Read more... )

Spoilers up to chapter 352 are a given.
Crossposted.

Title: Turn the Mirrors to Face the Walls
Pairing: Jiraiya/Orochimaru
Words: ~500
Written for am3thyst

( Superstition: after a death, mirrors can reflect the deceased's soul, and others in the household who see this apparition die as well. )

Title: Looking Toward the Ocean
Pairing: Suigetsu -> Sasuke-ish.
Words: ~460
Genre: Character introspection
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Up to and including chapter 352
Other Notes: I love Team Hebi. Love. I just don't know if I can write them the way they deserve.
If you want something random yet interesting, try some Rumi poetry, especially the ( Read more... )

Title: What is Past, or Passing, or to Come
Pairing: Vaguely sannin OT3
Words: ~300
Genre: Drama, pastfic
Rating: PG
Spoilers: Not really any, actually
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: There are no actual spoilers for 344 here, but it's very, VERY subtly insinuated.
Crossposted.

( For the record, Caribou Coffee Vanilla Latte granola bars are really, really GOOOOOOOOOD. )

Title: The Echo of Your Last Goodbye
Pairing: Primarily JiraiOroJirai, hinted JiraiTsuna and even more subtle OroTsuna
Words: ~2,320
Genre: Drama, introspection, smut, pastfic
Rating: R
Spoilers: ...for all things concerning the sannin?
Warnings: None.
Other Notes: The music for this is Marc Almond’s “The House is Haunted”. [music] | [lyrics]
horses_and_men ( Read more... )