May 21, 2011 23:14
1. Get out of bed (very important - If I don't do this bit, the rest of the plans will be shot to hell)
2. Go to church. Have sins forgiven (sins mostly involve consumption of chocolate, not going to the gym and the purchase of illicit knitting yarn.)
3. If world ends (and you'll note I've cunningly planned to be in church at the same time the world is supposed to end because I figure that will score me some brownie points with god) either enjoy the delights of heaven, or repent at leisure in hell. Either way, I don't have to go to work on Monday. (I wonder if there is chocolate in Hell? If it's so bad for you, you'd think that it would be stored down there with the other bad things).
4. If world doesn't end, come home and put casserole in crockpot. (Figure it's a waste of time starting the crockpot until I find out whether the world is ending or not).
5. Potentially go to the gym (Ugh - see No. 2 above)
6. Do the dishes. Change the sheets. Do some laundry. (Ugh, ugh, double ugh).
7. Knit.
8. Continue to teach myself crochet.
9. Congratulate self on buying all the illicit knitting yarn.
10. Wish I had equally illicit chocolate to go with it. Afterall, I have been to the gym . . . .