A very late post this year, but holidaying nonetheless.

Relatedly, Photobucket seems intent on destroying everything, so I think all my old pics are now broken. Tragic.

Anyway! Onto the menu.

( In the form of a song )

Picture a table. Thanksgiving spread. You've got your green bean casserole, your brussel sprouts. A splash of cranberry sauce. There's a whole hell of a lot of whites and browns; rolls, butter, gravy, mashed potatoes, turkey, pumpkin pie.

( Boy, that sure is some color pallette )

Happy Thanksgiving, y'all! Still here. Still alive. Still posting. Hope you're all doing okay, too.

Maybe have some pie?


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I hope everyone's staying home and healthy and sane in this crazy year. Perhaps I could offer you a gravy bowl?

How I take my gravy:

Canned (past expiration for flavor)
Shaken, not stirred
On the rocks (sedimentary)
Lightly nuked
A splash of thankfulness
2 straws.
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CHEERS GRITIZENS
Drink responsibly. pic.twitter.com/LVrIlP57IS
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I had a whole song parody ready to go again this year... and now I can't remember what it was. But good news, I found an actual Thanksgiving song!

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And now, the weather:

turkey
green bean casserole
corn
turnips
cranberry sauce
pumpkin pie
And, as always, the yams.

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The rolls are in the pan
And I ain't seen the turkey since 'bout ten AM
We're stuck here at the table... waitin' on that bird
But what we've got instead, well... it's a flamingo, lord.


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to talk of Thanksgiving!


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Hopefully this Thanksgiving is less shitty than the rest of this year has been! Here's your annual Thanksgiving menu to cheer you up.

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Turkey!
Green bean casserole!
Corn!
Mashed potatoes!
Gravy!
Stuffing!
Pumpkin pie!

And the ever wonderful yams.

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It's here, kids! I hope you're having a wonderful day. (And yes, I'm still alive.)


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I've been saving up stupid stuff all year to whip up a really great Thanksgiving post for this one! Enjoy your meal folks, and happy holidays! Sorry I have kind of dropped off the LJ map... but you know where to find me otherwise, and I'll keep coming back nonetheless. Now, EAT UP! It's a weird menu... but that's the way it should be.


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