community this hate I.

Haruhi White Day gift for have. Delivery a required?

I'm so sorry I didn't make it to see you earlier, but I couldn't come without having everything and having it be absolutely perfect! I love you as Romeo loved Juliet, and so...

( [Proof Kyon is not well] )

Well, I'll be a much happier person if that never happens again. I haven't got anything against girls, of course, but I'm really just not cut out for it. If this comes around again, I had better have gotten some sort of immunity out of this ( Read more... )

Yeah, our computer at home broke down completely. If Dad ever finds out that I sort of brought it on, I can say goodbye to any funding for the rest of my life.

[Slightly backdated! >.<]

Of all the things to be repeated, it had to be this one? It couldn't be something like...actually, I can't think of any of these stupid viruses I'd want repeated, BUT THIS ONE IS STILL AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST.

I mean, how many people are plotting world domination now? It's not only dangerous, it's lame. It makes you a little less inclined to ( Read more... )

I still can't find her. Or anyone else. Or anyone who knows them ( Read more... )

*Kyon is ringing Haruhi's doorbell. In a plastic bag he has a bottle of pepto-bismal. And one of Tums. And some Alka-seltzer. Just in case.*

...I didn't screw up that badly, did I? It was the goddamned virus, not me.

I've been trying so hard. Why isn't anything I do enough?

Or was I just never worth that much in the first place?

A dejected looking Kyon was slumped with a cup of coffee at the table nearest the door. He was staring without really focusing at the passing people and trains through the window.

It seems that community now has me talkin like a scurvy sea-dog. This be one of the greatest loads of bilgewater to be upended over me head, e'en though there are few mates round to laugh at me. If'n this pox lasts as long as the one where lasses turned to lads, I'll be enticing myself to dance the hempen jig.