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Guybrush Threepwood | Monkey Island big_whoop August 15 2011, 04:36:59 UTC
MELEE ISLAND

You are currently on a cliff. Several stone arches decorate this part of the cliff, and a small makeshift camp sits near the stone wall that lines the edge. An old man is there, looking out to sea, but you're not sure how well he's actually seeing anything.

OLD WATCHMAN is here.

Exits are: (T)o Forest, (D)ownstairs to Town.

Oh hey, I feel almost nostalgic. Ooh, tell the guy that I wanna be a pirate!

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Re: Guybrush Threepwood | Monkey Island bewitchingtales August 15 2011, 04:43:08 UTC
>Old Watchman, Say: I want to be The Great High Priest of the Sea Monkeys!

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Re: Guybrush Threepwood | Monkey Island big_whoop August 15 2011, 04:48:26 UTC
Hey, that's not --

>You say, "I want to be The Great High Priest of the Sea Monkeys!"

No I don't!

The old man jumps, then turns to talk to you -- about ninety degrees from where you actually are. "Yikes! Don't sneak up on me like that rambling weird things! What are you, some kinda nut?

No, the guy in control of the game is. And, uh, incidentally, I'm over here. Not that you can hear me say that without somebody telling me to say that, of course.

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Yuri Hyuga | Shadow Hearts heybiteme August 15 2011, 04:37:05 UTC
You are in Paris - it is 1915. GEPPETTO is at the desk, BLANCA is laying down. KARIN is in the other room changing clothes. You're getting impatient to move on but you're curious as to what's taking KARIN so long.

Exits: South, North.

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Re: Yuri Hyuga | Shadow Hearts xinshanquangal August 15 2011, 04:39:08 UTC
>Knock on door and ask what the fuck.

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Re: Yuri Hyuga | Shadow Hearts heybiteme August 15 2011, 04:41:11 UTC
Which Door?

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Re: Yuri Hyuga | Shadow Hearts xinshanquangal August 15 2011, 04:42:22 UTC
Fuckin' picky thing...

>KNOCK ON KARIN'S DOOR. There, happy?

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Cirno | Touhou Project the_strongerest August 15 2011, 04:42:40 UTC
You are the STRONGEST.

You are in your AWESOME HOUSE. You just found a flag that was left here by some WEAK LOSER FAIRIES, and remembered that you need to go conquer them.

There is a variety of POINTLESS STUFF here. Obvious exits are to the OUT.

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diabolic_regent August 15 2011, 04:49:48 UTC
>Locate weaker fairies.

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the_strongerest August 15 2011, 04:53:14 UTC
You don't see any fairies here! Probably because you are still in your AWESOME HOUSE.

No stupid weak fairy would dare set foot in this place.

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diabolic_regent August 15 2011, 04:58:32 UTC
Blasted simplistic...

>Leave house.

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Kurosaki Isshin | Bleach dadreaper August 15 2011, 04:57:20 UTC
You are a totally badass soul reaper and a fantastic role model for your children. You are in your home in KARAKURA TOWN. Upstairs, your SON is getting ready for school, but he is far too at ease for his own good. You must teach him the error of his ways, as any good father would.

You are in the KITCHEN. In here is a REFRIGERATOR and a PANTRY, Exits are UPSTAIRS and OUTSIDE.

>_

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swordandballs August 17 2011, 17:03:59 UTC
>Get some milk for myself while grabbing the biggest KNIFE in the KITCHEN and making SUSHI for my SON with epic knife work that should not be possible in any universe

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dadreaper August 17 2011, 19:15:16 UTC
You get your cooking knife and totally go nuts on some ingredients in a manly fashion. After several minutes you remember why Yuzu normally does the cooking around here.

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swordandballs August 17 2011, 20:20:41 UTC
>Oops. Try to get the knife and ingredients off the ceiling.

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Sango | InuYasha coraltaijiya August 15 2011, 05:07:21 UTC
It seems like just another day in your life as a demon slayer hellbent on wiping a certain all-powerful villain named Naraku from the face of the earth. (It helps when said villain is responsible for the death of everyone you've ever really known and loved, and uses your own little brother as a tool to manipulate you.)

Anyway, you are in KAEDE'S hut, having just finished up the dishes from breakfast. KAGOME is in her own world, which means that INUYASHA is off sulking in a tree, SHIPPOU is playing with KIRARA outside the hut, and MIROKU is out perving on every eligible and some not-so-eligible girl in sight.

..wait, Houshi-sama is--?! I'm going to kill that monk...!

>_

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silent_council August 15 2011, 06:20:50 UTC
>Hunt Miroku.

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coraltaijiya August 15 2011, 06:47:36 UTC
Being the vengeful and totally not jealous at all little thing you are, you exit the HUT and begin looking for MIROKU.

Thing is, MIROKU has gotten better at hiding from you. Where could he be? Obvious paths are RIGHT, leading further into the village, LEFT, leading to a small pond by a hill, and FORWARD, leading towards the farming area. You could also swing back into the hut to pick up HIRAIKOTSU, your giant boomerang, to hit him with, but do you really want to get that drastic?

Yes.

>_

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silent_council August 15 2011, 06:52:42 UTC
>Get hiraikotsu.
>Go left.

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