Sango | InuYashacoraltaijiyaAugust 15 2011, 05:07:21 UTC
It seems like just another day in your life as a demon slayer hellbent on wiping a certain all-powerful villain named Naraku from the face of the earth. (It helps when said villain is responsible for the death of everyone you've ever really known and loved, and uses your own little brother as a tool to manipulate you.)
Anyway, you are in KAEDE'S hut, having just finished up the dishes from breakfast. KAGOME is in her own world, which means that INUYASHA is off sulking in a tree, SHIPPOU is playing with KIRARA outside the hut, and MIROKU is out perving on every eligible and some not-so-eligible girl in sight.
..wait, Houshi-sama is--?! I'm going to kill that monk...!
Being the vengeful and totally not jealous at all little thing you are, you exit the HUT and begin looking for MIROKU.
Thing is, MIROKU has gotten better at hiding from you. Where could he be? Obvious paths are RIGHT, leading further into the village, LEFT, leading to a small pond by a hill, and FORWARD, leading towards the farming area. You could also swing back into the hut to pick up HIRAIKOTSU, your giant boomerang, to hit him with, but do you really want to get that drastic?
You choose to take the more violent option, darting back inside to sling HIRAIKOTSU over your shoulder. You then turn LEFT, taking the path out to the hill.
There's a pair of people sitting under a TREE, but it's hard to tell whether or not the man is MIROKU from this distance. There's also a patch of wild LILIES growing nearby, and a FOREST beyond there. LILIES are your favorite. Maybe they'll calm you down before you end up mutilating MIROKU, or whoever that poor SAP under the TREE may or may not be.
You've spent a lot of your life developing AGILITY and STEALTH, so really, sneaking closer unnoticed isn't hard. It's not like you're spying or anything.
You're pretty sure the man is not MIROKU, at this point, but a shadow of doubt remains. If you get any closer, though, the lovebirds are sure to notice you. There's always the FOREST, still nearby, or the VILLAGE back where you came from...
By now you're not even sure how the WOMEN keep falling for his tricks, but apparently there's an endless supply of dumb ones in the VILLAGE. Apparently that's how MIROKU likes them, dumb and domestic.
You are neither of these things. Of course that's not JEALOUSY rearing its ugly head!
You shake your head and turn back, hiking up the hill. Unfortunately(?) before you get to the busier part of the village, where MIROKU is most likely to be, SHIPPOU the kitsune cub jumps straight in your path, KIRARA at his heels.
"Sango-chan, look what I drew!" he exclaims, waving a DRAWING in the air.
With a bad feeling that this is going to bite you on the ass later, you continue onward.
Attracted by the INNOCENT CRIES of SHIPPOU, an irritated INUYASHA appears in front of you, jumping down from a TREE. Well, isn't today full of distractions! And this is one distraction you can't just bap on the nose.
"Oi! The hell's goin' on!"
You could always ask INUYASHA if he's seen MIROKU. Or you can watch INUYASHA try and deal with the wailing SHIPPOU.
Mind control subplot. Convenient. There seems to be a lot of those going around, anyway.
"Inuyasha, have you seen Houshi-sama?" you ask. You can't keep the tinge of UNPARALLELED FURY out of your voice, unfortunately.
Though it's not like INUYASHA cares. He, just as anyone else, knows that MIROKU deserves it. Even if "it" involves HIRAIKOTSU. And permanent brain damage.
"Eh?" InuYasha replies, scratching idly at his NECK. "Wasn't he with you?"
DUN DUN DUN. (Overlaid with the sound of a kitsune cub wailing, the nonexistent dramatic MUSIC loses much of its effect.)
Anyway, you are in KAEDE'S hut, having just finished up the dishes from breakfast. KAGOME is in her own world, which means that INUYASHA is off sulking in a tree, SHIPPOU is playing with KIRARA outside the hut, and MIROKU is out perving on every eligible and some not-so-eligible girl in sight.
..wait, Houshi-sama is--?! I'm going to kill that monk...!
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Thing is, MIROKU has gotten better at hiding from you. Where could he be? Obvious paths are RIGHT, leading further into the village, LEFT, leading to a small pond by a hill, and FORWARD, leading towards the farming area. You could also swing back into the hut to pick up HIRAIKOTSU, your giant boomerang, to hit him with, but do you really want to get that drastic?
Yes.
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>Go left.
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You choose to take the more violent option, darting back inside to sling HIRAIKOTSU over your shoulder. You then turn LEFT, taking the path out to the hill.
There's a pair of people sitting under a TREE, but it's hard to tell whether or not the man is MIROKU from this distance. There's also a patch of wild LILIES growing nearby, and a FOREST beyond there. LILIES are your favorite. Maybe they'll calm you down before you end up mutilating MIROKU, or whoever that poor SAP under the TREE may or may not be.
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You're pretty sure the man is not MIROKU, at this point, but a shadow of doubt remains. If you get any closer, though, the lovebirds are sure to notice you. There's always the FOREST, still nearby, or the VILLAGE back where you came from...
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You are neither of these things. Of course that's not JEALOUSY rearing its ugly head!
You shake your head and turn back, hiking up the hill. Unfortunately(?) before you get to the busier part of the village, where MIROKU is most likely to be, SHIPPOU the kitsune cub jumps straight in your path, KIRARA at his heels.
"Sango-chan, look what I drew!" he exclaims, waving a DRAWING in the air.
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You bap SHIPPOU on the nose. SHIPPOU stops his flailing abruptly and begins to CRY, whining ceaselessly about how you are just like INUYASHA.
People are starting to stare.
Dammit...!
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With a bad feeling that this is going to bite you on the ass later, you continue onward.
Attracted by the INNOCENT CRIES of SHIPPOU, an irritated INUYASHA appears in front of you, jumping down from a TREE. Well, isn't today full of distractions! And this is one distraction you can't just bap on the nose.
"Oi! The hell's goin' on!"
You could always ask INUYASHA if he's seen MIROKU. Or you can watch INUYASHA try and deal with the wailing SHIPPOU.
>_
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"Inuyasha, have you seen Houshi-sama?" you ask. You can't keep the tinge of UNPARALLELED FURY out of your voice, unfortunately.
Though it's not like INUYASHA cares. He, just as anyone else, knows that MIROKU deserves it. Even if "it" involves HIRAIKOTSU. And permanent brain damage.
"Eh?" InuYasha replies, scratching idly at his NECK. "Wasn't he with you?"
DUN DUN DUN. (Overlaid with the sound of a kitsune cub wailing, the nonexistent dramatic MUSIC loses much of its effect.)
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