101. The Text Adventure Meme

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Cirno | Touhou Project

[the_strongerest]

You are the STRONGEST.

You are in your AWESOME HOUSE. You just found a flag that was left here by some WEAK LOSER FAIRIES, and remembered that you need to go conquer them.

There is a variety of POINTLESS STUFF here. Obvious exits are to the OUT.

[diabolic_regent]

>Locate weaker fairies.

[the_strongerest]

You don't see any fairies here! Probably because you are still in your AWESOME HOUSE.

No stupid weak fairy would dare set foot in this place.

[diabolic_regent]

Blasted simplistic...

>Leave house.

[the_strongerest]

There are some FAIRIES to the north.
There are also some FAIRIES to the west. South and east, too. Lots of fairies about today.

Come to think of it, you don't remember what the weak loser fairies looked like.

[diabolic_regent]

No matter, any will do.

>Test power against random fairy

[the_strongerest]

The enemy fairy is soundly defeated.

That was so easy. You take several moments to reflect on how cool and strong you are. It's amazing, and you never get tired of it.

[diabolic_regent]

An amusing game.

>Command fairies to do your bidding, lest they be destroyed.

[the_strongerest]

The fairies seem to be pretty okay with doing your bidding, as soon as you figure out what your bidding is.

A HUMAN enters from the east.

[diabolic_regent]

>Command fairies to expel the intruder from your domain.

[the_strongerest]

The FAIRY ARMY has been defeated.

The HUMAN says that she doesn't have time to play with you today.

[diabolic_regent]

Impudence!

>Crush her yourself.

[the_strongerest]

You have been defeated.

[diabolic_regent]

...

>Control human girl instead of idiot fairy.

[wontworkforfood]

You are now the HAKUREI SHRINE MAIDEN.

You don't have time to mess around; there's almost certainly some kind of evil youkai causing an incident nearby.

There is an unconscious FAIRY here.

[diabolic_regent]

Hm...

>Search for enemy.