Momming.
I've been up since 6:30. Before 8am, I had made chicken salad, a chicken salad salad, a fruit smoothie, a pot of coffee, waffles and a kid's lunch. I have ingested exactly one cup of coffee. This is why I'm losing weight, you guys. It's the "exhaust yourself and forget to eat" diet. EYAFTED.
You could sell that shit.
I'm going to go eat a Clif bar before I pass out.
Also, amidst all my kitchen slavery this morning, I was thinking about a bizarre comic I would call Momming that had illustrations of a mom doing this sort of thing while wearing something ridiculous like a superhero costume or a corset and thigh highs or something. Because my life is bizarre sometimes, but it could be so much more so and I like to entertain those sorts of notions.
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