Comments | melagan: Friday - hang onto your pants.. or not.

melagan

Friday - hang onto your pants.. or not.

Jun 05, 2009 07:58

For your perusal. Consider the Stealth Blowjob.

I feel John's covert ops skills are highly under-utilized. Trained. Focused. Effective. Deadly.

*discrete cough* If a little of BugJohn slipped in well then... *loosen's collar*

b-j friday, fic

Comments 72

Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche goddess47 June 5 2009, 16:18:45 UTC

John sighed. Of course, the damned on switch had to be in the most inconvenient location there was in this lab. Rodney had done his mojo thing and decided that the on switch was not only essentially on the floor, it was in back of and *under* the lab table. As a result, John found himself crawling around on his hands and knees under said table.

"Here?" John asked, touching and thinking on. Nothing happened.

Rodney must had consulted with his scanner. "No, more to the right, I think," he moved in the narrow space between the table and the wall, shuffling a couple of feet to John's left.

John looked out from under the table and all he could see was Rodney from the waist down and couldn't see Rodney's hands, which he assumed were pointing in the right place. Oh, the hell with this... he thought ( ... )

Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche neevebrody June 5 2009, 16:39:19 UTC

Now THAT was perfect! I've been trying off and on all morning to think of stealth blowjobs... but THIS is it... and I just love it. Poor Rodney.

One swift move had Rodney's cock out and John licking a stripe up the warm flesh. John tasted salt and skin and Rodney and he felt Rodney harden under his tongue. John took Rodney in, one hand around his thigh to prevent Rodney from moving away from the table.

nnnngggghhhhh..... just... yes!

Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche goddess47 June 6 2009, 01:03:39 UTC

::grin::

Oh, right, poor Rodney.... yup. That's what we'll think.....

Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche sgamadison June 5 2009, 19:49:16 UTC

That is perfect! I love how John *still* manages to turn on the device. And how Rodney's instinct was to pull away when Radek came in and Radek's quick realization of what was going on. And the meltingly hot yummy-ness of it all. :-)

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The Matter-of-Fact BJ sgamadison June 5 2009, 19:43:41 UTC

Rodney glanced at his watch when he saw John enter his quarters and move towards him with purpose. Shit. That late? And he was nowhere near being done.

"I'm sorry, John," Rodney said. And really, he was. This thing he had with John, well, at least the physical part of it, was still new enough that Rodney hated to have to disappoint him. And himself, for that matter. Because, well, John"I've got to debug this program and get it up and running before Radek's test run in the morning. And it was working fine until yours truly made a few tweaks and somehow broke it. It's just a simple matter of going back through the...hey!" Rodney grabbed both armrests with his hands as John suddenly spun his chair around and away from the desk. "What the ( ... )

Re: The Matter-of-Fact BJ sgamadison June 5 2009, 19:44:13 UTC

part two:

But it was the sound that did him in. John was a silent lover. Perhaps he'd learned that in the military; Rodney didn't know. But just as Rodney felt the steady climb of tension in his body with the approaching orgasm, John made this little needy moan as he slurped down even further along Rodney's shaft and that did it. Rodney came hard and fast before he could even warn John that it was about to happen ( ... )

Re: The Matter-of-Fact BJ outsideth3box June 6 2009, 00:58:51 UTC

"It shows," Rodney agreed in all seriousness when he pulled back, still holding John inches away from him. "It shows everything."

With that sentence you turn this into something very NOT matter-of-fact, indeed.

Lovely.

Re: The Matter-of-Fact BJ sgamadison June 6 2009, 02:00:37 UTC

yay! That was the idea--I'm glad it worked! Thanks!

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chkc June 6 2009, 02:12:29 UTC

If I am evil I'd draw a bush with an arrow pointing "BJ happening here!" :D

Instead, you get this:

( ... )

gfadhsf;WFY'wAOErqdkaw melagan June 6 2009, 10:43:40 UTC

OhGod. That's just, just.. I'm just gonna go lay down for a minute...

Re: gfadhsf;WFY'wAOErqdkaw chkc June 6 2009, 21:05:49 UTC

Imagine stumbling on a scene like that at work! :D

neevebrody June 8 2009, 20:34:29 UTC

*sniff* I can't see anything!!!!

I haven't been bad or anything, just out of the loop for a few days and I get locked out!! I'm sure it's awesome and that's why it's so bad that I can't see it. I'll try again when I get home.

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Fixed, pt1 outsideth3box June 8 2009, 04:51:41 UTC

John looked more fully human than he had for a while, and after the last set of tests, Carson let him leave the infirmary to spend the rest of his recovery in his own quarters ( ... )

Re: Fixed, pt2 outsideth3box June 8 2009, 04:52:15 UTC

John leaned forward again and pressed his lips to Rodney’s, following up with a lick and a nip and taking advantage when Rodney gasped, diving in with his tongue and feeling his own body shudder with the rush of heat. Rodney’s hands stopped pushing at his shoulders and clutched at John’s shirt instead, a low moan rising from his throat. The ticklish, tangy scent of anxiety finally faded into a musky arousal and John took that as assent and reached for Rodney’s belt, flipping it apart and undoing the snap and zipper ( ... )

Re: Fixed, pt2 shaddyr June 8 2009, 05:44:07 UTC

Mmmm, always love possesive!John, which is disturbingly hot when he is still bug!John, with a side order of sweetness. Yummy!

Re: Fixed, pt2 outsideth3box June 8 2009, 05:51:28 UTC

Bug!John is exceedingly hot. I refuse to be disturbed by it. Refuse, I tell you!

Thanks, hun!

Thread 13

hestia_lacey June 10 2009, 00:45:19 UTC

So, um, I'm a little late with this. Events conspired to keep me from posting until today. But better late than never, right? 2500-ish words of 'stealthy' fic here at my journal.