Friday - hang onto your pants.. or not.

Jun 05, 2009 07:58

For your perusal. Consider the Stealth Blowjob.

I feel John's covert ops skills are highly under-utilized. Trained. Focused. Effective. Deadly.

*discrete cough* If a little of BugJohn slipped in well then... *loosen's collar*

b-j friday, fic

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Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche goddess47 June 5 2009, 16:18:45 UTC

John sighed. Of course, the damned on switch had to be in the most inconvenient location there was in this lab. Rodney had done his mojo thing and decided that the on switch was not only essentially on the floor, it was in back of and *under* the lab table. As a result, John found himself crawling around on his hands and knees under said table.

"Here?" John asked, touching and thinking on. Nothing happened.

Rodney must had consulted with his scanner. "No, more to the right, I think," he moved in the narrow space between the table and the wall, shuffling a couple of feet to John's left.

John looked out from under the table and all he could see was Rodney from the waist down and couldn't see Rodney's hands, which he assumed were pointing in the right place. Oh, the hell with this... he thought.

Moving in the direction Rodney's feet had moved, John also moved closer to Rodney. He reached up to Rodney's belt and had it unbuckled before Rodney really realized what was happening.

"John!" Rodney hissed. "Stop.... what.... unngggg......"

One swift move had Rodney's cock out and John licking a stripe up the warm flesh. John tasted salt and skin and Rodney and he felt Rodney harden under his tongue. John took Rodney in, one hand around his thigh to prevent Rodney from moving away from the table.

"Don't..." Rodney started, only to stop when John heard the lab door slide open.

"Rodney, are you having any luck turning this on?" Radek asked from the doorway.

John's hand tightened slightly around Rodney's thigh but he didn't stop what he was doing. He felt Rodney try to pull away but he must have remembered that John had his cock out and stilled.

"I.... no....." Rodney stuttered. "The Colonel and I..... are working on it." John swallowed his own groan and he felt Rodney jerk. "There's..... another room off to the left, why don't you try that," Rodney directed.

"I didn't get any readings from there," Radek protested.

"Just.... try it," Rodney gritted.

There was a silence from the door and what John suspected was a snicker before Radek answered, "Okay, shouldn't take more than 15 minutes. I'll be back." John heard the door close.

John leaned in closer and moved with intent. He used all of Rodney's hot spots and swirled his tongue around Rodney and was soon swallowing as Rodney jerked his completion into his mouth. John licked Rodney clean and tucked him back into his pants.

John slid a few more inches under the bench, touched the panel there, thought on and the room lit up. He crawled out to find Rodney breathing heavily and leaning against the wall.

"That did it," John grinned.

"You....." Rodney panted half-heartedly. "Don't.....do....."

John leaned in for a kiss. They had a couple more minutes before Radek would be back.

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche neevebrody June 5 2009, 16:39:19 UTC
Now THAT was perfect! I've been trying off and on all morning to think of stealth blowjobs... but THIS is it... and I just love it. Poor Rodney.

One swift move had Rodney's cock out and John licking a stripe up the warm flesh. John tasted salt and skin and Rodney and he felt Rodney harden under his tongue. John took Rodney in, one hand around his thigh to prevent Rodney from moving away from the table.

nnnngggghhhhh..... just... yes!

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche goddess47 June 6 2009, 01:03:39 UTC
::grin::

Oh, right, poor Rodney.... yup. That's what we'll think.....

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche sgamadison June 5 2009, 19:49:16 UTC
That is perfect! I love how John *still* manages to turn on the device. And how Rodney's instinct was to pull away when Radek came in and Radek's quick realization of what was going on. And the meltingly hot yummy-ness of it all. :-)

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche goddess47 June 6 2009, 01:04:43 UTC
Radek's a pretty smart guy... and John/Rodney are yummy together!

Thanks!

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche outsideth3box June 6 2009, 00:56:38 UTC
Tomayto, tomahto... you say cliche, I say, Muh...

Hot!

I LOVE Radek catching them, heee! He probably has plans to turn some empty ink pens into mini cameras for times exactly like this.

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche goddess47 June 6 2009, 01:08:26 UTC
I can see Rodney later....

"What were you thinking?" he all but shrieked at John. "We were almost caught and.... and...." He ran out of steam just thinking about the consequences of that. He just stood there and looked at John.

John caved to the look. "Sorry," he whispered against Rodney's lips. "It was just..... I couldn't resist."

Rodney closed the distance and brought John closer. "Just... not going to lose you."

John's agreement was lost in the kiss.....

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche sgamadison June 6 2009, 01:55:06 UTC
I would pay Radek good money for that digital footage...:-)

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche melagan June 6 2009, 01:34:21 UTC
Wicked, wicked John that can't resist temptation is a delight! That Rodney almost turned 'round and faced Radek with his hard-on is priceless!

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche sgamadison June 6 2009, 01:56:23 UTC
This icon is....hard to resist. *ahem*

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche chkc June 6 2009, 02:14:45 UTC
Mmm. John with intent. <3

Also, I love that John is inspired to give a blow job while trying to turn things on. :D

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche garneteve June 6 2009, 07:04:31 UTC
You know Radek only left cause he was hot and bothered...

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche pixiequeen10thk June 6 2009, 18:08:56 UTC
Nnnnghhggh! Hot!

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Re: Hidden Under the Table BlowJob Cliche winter_elf June 10 2009, 05:17:42 UTC
LOL!!! OH god, Radek! hah on John just continuing and Rodney practically turning to give Radek a show in more ways than one.

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