Just read this review - of an actual book - it's hysterical in OMG this is an actual published book meant to be taken seriously?!?! way.
I handed it to hubby to read - the review not the book - and he read most aloud, is still laughing (though a little traumatised from clicking the link to the lolporn (I did warn him!))
But hey things you learn - buttsex means you're still a virgin and can save your life! A man needing another man there in order to be able to get it up - isn't gay!
I almost want to read the book, I want to join the drinking game!
So, so funny --
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/reviews/decadent_by_shayla_black/and the comments too.