The 20 worst sentences Dan Brown has ever written.

I'mma let you finish: Chaucer style.

Also from Chaucer's hysterical blog: Chaucer Sparkleth in the Sonne.

Here's a link to a review of what has to be the WORST erotica book ever written. Drinking anything while reading is not recommended, unless you needed to buy a new monitor/keyboard anyway.http://dearauthor.com/wordpress/2009/03/05/review-

Criggo is a blog that posts strange things and misprints found in newspapers. A couple this morning have made me laugh out loud.

This one was from back around Easter, but I laughed so hard I nearly cried. Are your children playing with Lucifer's Testicles?

And since I'm picking on churches for a moment... Worship and what?

Poets need not apply. ( Read more... )

capt_amos, I think you and your mustache are slacking.

After watching Jim Cramer practically getting pantsed on Cable Television by Jon Stewart, I really needed a good laugh. Luckily, Stephen Colbert never lets me down.

If you like Geoffrey Chaucer hath a blog (and who doesn't? I mean, seriously. Pick-up lines! “I WOLDE I KNEWE HOW OF THEE I MIGHT BE QUITTEN!” Great stuff.), try Thoreoke. Modern pop songs as translated by Thor, son of Odin. I lol'ed. And then was embarrassed that I could pick so many of them out.

Yon renowned fellow, let us kick it!

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This is the BEST BLOG EVAR.

My favorite? "..Diane K. Merchant was incorrectly listed as being fined for prostitution in Wednesday's paper. The correct charge should have been failure to stop at a railroad crossing."

IN OTHER NEWS: So, um, what exactly would one wear to your little brother's wedding in December? *boggles*

And capt_amos is a PC ( Read more... )

We watched the Emmys last night, and saw a bunch of shows I've never seen win awards. (Note to self: check out 30 Rock? It is apparently the best show evar.) Howie Mandel is not funny, as well as not really being a reality host, but Neil Patrick Harris wins: "Due to Howie Mandel's prattling, our bit has been cut." Of course, they don't show all ( Read more... )