Who's laughing NOW, New Jersey?

[mechers]

Well, New Jersey.  We meet again.  It was you whose customer service representatives are the most terrible in the known world.  You who made me loathe automated phone menus with every fiber of my being.  You who taught me to be an asshole on the phone.

Oh, but who's getting a refund check from Cable-fucking-vision?

That's right, New Jersey.  Me.

All that attitude ends up biting you in the ass, don't it?

Ha, New Jersey.  Ha, Ha, Ha.