The alien adipose
I feel like my fat is detaching itself from my body. I used to sit in a chair and see each of my legs as one homogenous, jiggly mass. Now, I sit in a chair and see a solid mass that is my leg, and a soft portion of,....um...flesh (how else can I put it?) that slides around. Mind you, it's not my leg that's moving around...it's like the fat (what's left of it) that used to be connected to the rest of my leg is detaching itself and pooling on the chair in the hollow where my hip used to bulge. What the hell?