Very random, dead cat in driveway.
So I was just getting ready to leave work yesterday and GFWTR calls me to inform me there was a dead cat in the driveway. Sure enough when I got home there was an orange tabby laying very still about two feet from the garage door. On closer inspection it appeared that he had been hit by a car (due to facial damage) and had simply made it that far and died. I disposed of the body in the garbage. He did not have a collar so I have no way to track down the owner if it had one. Anyway if a cat is going to inconvenience me with having to dispose of his body I could have at least had the privilege of dispatching him, otherwise I would prefer they die elsewhere.