Title: Shadows of Chaos
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 7330
Author's notes: for justm3h's birthday, who doesn't mind that I don't know the definition of "punctual"
Summary: Very Special Agent Tony DiNozzo is also Anthony, Prince of Amber and Duke of the Far Reaches, and it really isn't that much of a problem.

( “Maybe he turned into a werewolf, freaked out and ran, then mauled himself to death?” )

Okay guys, no, seriously.

Where are all the Eureka/Iron Man crossovers.

Two arrogant, insane, genius inventor sons of bitches with far too much snark and repression issues for their own good, with similar taste in women, booze and license plates, with penchants for unnatural fondness for AIs, and they both are CEOs of Stark Industries.  Seriously.

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Title: to breathe the lightning
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 2664
Author's notes: Not a crossover, per se, but based on the theory of Kate Griffin's blue electric angels in The Midnight Mayor series. Thanks to thingamawhatsit and justm3h for help with plotting, and written for citinetics's brithday/graduation, even if it's posted so so late.
Summary: Wally didn't get that experiment ( Read more... )

Title: Silly Little Snowflakes
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 959
Author's notes: written a while ago, posting for completeness. Hints of Roy/Kaldur
Summary: for this prompt on the YJ Anon meme: I miss snow, anons. Can I have something short and sweet and cold and fluffy and white? I do love me some Roy/Kal, but team shenanigans are also a favorite, and a ( Read more... )

Title: he/she
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 536
Author's notes: written a while ago, posting for completeness. Also, uh, ambiguous ending.
Summary: for this prompt on the YJ_Anon meme: Something with Artemis and the Prisoners Dilemma. Preference for Artemis and Wally as the players...

( He doesn’t know anything about her. )

look guys okay I DON'T EVEN KNOW

this show is amazing

Title: What's Your Emergency?
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 400
Author's notes: this shoooooooow. DANNY. STEEEVE.
Summary: The HPD is getting used to Five-0.

( “Uh, about that back-up,” Detective Williams starts. )

Title: like you mean it
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 905
Author's notes: As much as this is my One True Pairing of Forever, this is also just about the only way I can ever see this happening.
Summary: Philip ends up Looking Up kissing. Shoutarou deals with the fallout. [Philip/Shoutarou]

( “Someone has to keep this guy from randomly kissing strange people.” )

Ahahaha. Eh heh. So. Not dead?

Um, justm3h bribed me with art of Neal meeting Nightwinng in exchange for fic of Neal meeting Nightwing. Here's my part, anyway, even if it's just a context-less short. This is potentially part of a potential series that involves much more Neal being a criminal, Dick being a cop, and both boys being awesome. If I get around ( Read more... )

Title: My Little Pony: Friendship is Murder
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 4700
Author's notes: For anonymousedward; Merry Christmas! Also, Warnings: non-graphic discussion of child-death.
Summary: A series of murders up and down the coast catch the attention of the BAU team. And once they get into a case, they don't let it go, no matter how odd it may get.

( It was a sunny day in Equestria, and everything was happy and bright. )

Title: Trip Me (I'll Fall)
Author: Mayhem
Word Count: 2306
Author's notes: still more Merlin-being-awesome; still no redeeming value
Summary: For this prompt on KinkMe_Merlin: Merlin decides that Uther is right about magic. After all, most of the magical people he meets turn out to be evil. When peddler come to Camelot selling a "cure" for magic, he ( Read more... )