welcome to port west

[mayfield_mods]

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[lotuslife]

[Wandering around the island, trying to find a port or a boat or some way to get out. When she loops around for the first time, though, she comes to a stop in front of the one palm tree she began at, and tries not to scream.

Is she really stuck on an island full of psychopaths? Really? Yes, she's discluding herself from this description, okay.]

[1800deadpoo]

[HEY WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PSYCHOPATH just because he killed a bunch of people and enjoyed it and does it for a living -- okay yeah we see your point here. Deadpool's head pops out of the palm tree above her as he hangs upside-down from a branch, wearing nothing other than swimtrunks and his signature mask.]

Hey, pretty lady! Wanna buy me a drink?

[lotuslife]

[She claps a hand over her mouth to conceal another yelp and WHO IS THIS PERSON oh wait a mask... and he's hanging upside down... she knows this she knows it America talks about him all the time-]

Spiderman?

[Wait, why does she even care about this. AHEM-] E-excuse me, do I look like I am carrying any money? [points to her bikini-clad self and hey wait WHY DOES THE WOMAN HAVE TO BUY THE DRINK]

[1800deadpoo]

[SON OF A BITCH, EVERY TIME--]

It's Deadpool, Deadpool! Why does everyone keep mistakin' me for Spidey? My costume is way cooler than his! And so am I! Shooting sticky white fluid ain't a real superpower, I do it all the time!

[And he's just going to stare at Vietnam's boobs for a bit hey she asked him to look so it's totally legit okay]

Dunno, I've seen people smuggle cash in weirder places than that.

VIP SECTION

[cueballer]

[When he was ushered into this part of the area, he was just a little surprised. Huh. A reward for slaughtering more people than anyone else? Mayfield truly had a strange taste in dark humor. Oh well, he won't look a gift horse in the mouth.

Have fun trying to get to him, people he killed off. Accomplished murderers only.]

[cruelmiracle]

[Bernkastel found herself similarly ushered inside, where she met a familiar--well, person, if not one with a face, per-say.]

Acknowledging effort, I suppose.

[cueballer]

[...oh!]

It seems so. Our hosts are most gracious in that manner, but that is what you get for being a winner. [Even if that win came from the deaths of others. Oh well!]

[cruelmiracle]

[She calls for tea from one of the drones.] At least they show some degree of courtesy; I'd been starting to think them subpar hosts.

[godisachild]

[Well, this is stupid. Pokey guesses the island of luxury is pretty cool in theory but being a kid and thus failing to get much out of it doesn't help. What also doesn't help is the still broken right shoulder. That's kind of a bitch.

What also doesn't really help is the odd...guilt he feels. He didn't even really kill the guy for his, for fuck's sake. The guy died because he was a stupid spaz, and Pokey just lucked out. Sure he shot him, but the shot shouldn't have been lethal. And even though he should've been completely fine now with being rewarded....it's just nagging him. And it sucks.

So there'll just be a fat kid moping about under one of the trees, glaring at everyone and everything near him.]

[has_a_name]

*hey Pokey, guess who?*

... hi...

[godisachild]

[Oh, for god's sake.

He frowns, keeping his head pointed at the ground and hand digging into the sand. He really, really does not want to talk to you, even if he didn't run into you during the game Nanashi.]

....Hi.

[has_a_name]

...

... it's a nice change of scenery, at least...?

[byeontae_geomi]

-As much as it sucked that Abel wasn't there, it's not every day you get to show off how damn fine you look in a bikini. And hell, she needed a vacation. May as well enjoy it.-

[byeontae_geomi]

See something you like, notits?

[has_a_name]

*Nanashi is just lounging around, drinking a tropical drink*

*she's not as happy as she looks, but hell if she's going to let you know that*