Hoo-fucking-rah (or not ( Read more... )

I can't be bothered going to Japan tomorrow. I've just got settled back into a routine in England, and now it's like...argh, three more weeks of faffing around abroad. I'd rather change my flight quickly, head back to Honduras, and be like "SURPRISE! I'M BACK ALREADY!" since it'll still be the same until like November and it'll be really really ( Read more... )

Do you guys remember Abel?

Abel

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Ahaha.I'm so easily amused. I got the Mr T wacky wobbler (as seen on Max & Paddy's Road to Nowhere) for my car and it's great. I just giggle looking at his head shake. I can't wait until he faces the behemoth of my driving ( Read more... )

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZ4WNxre_NE

Ahahahaha. Someone buy me the Wonder Showzen DVD please

I had the most boring dream last night and I feel the need to tell you. I was making peanut butter sandwiches, I was making three whole ones all for myself. Then I went to get a glass of pineapple juice from the fridge. You know, 100% freshly squeezed. I then woke up looking for my big glass of pineapple juice ( Read more... )

I'm back in England, and it's officially pants. The weather is rubbish. There was a motorway crash meaning I had to hold in a wee for about thirty more minutes than necessary. My room is messy. Some shampoo exploded in my bag meaning my towel is dandruff-free for the next good few months ( Read more... )

Johnathan Cainer is really good at horoscopes. If it is a load of bullshit, he's seemingly made his last three (that I've read) very appropriate. The one yesterday was all "You should just take the next week to chill out, and dwell on all of the things you've learnt over the past 12 months." And today's was about money, when this guy is paying me ( Read more... )

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[u]6 weird things about me...[/u ( Read more... )