Fuck Sarah Tonin. Stupid bitch is never around when I need her. It's especially bad when the weather turns shitty. Oh yeah she's right there when it's sunshine and roses but when the stress is on and it's a miserable grey freezing nightmare outside, she skips town. Well screw off Sarah Tonin. I don't need you, you fickle bitch. I'll be just fine ( Read more... )

Talked to a friend last night and he was all "I should just kill myself, my life is horrible." So I asked what was so horrible about it. He gave this sob story about his parents being pricks and his life being meaningless and says it all in this drone sad tone. I responded with a dripping sarcastic "Boo fucking hoo! Oh my God! You're a Batman ( Read more... )