Young Justice, I hardly knew ye
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Story Or Series Title: Meeting Chibinya/You’re the shit (I shit you not)
Fandom: Young Justice
Culprit Author's Name: SecretMeta (this feels like a trap)
Full Name (plus titles if any): "All I know is the man with the tail calls me Chibi-nya…”
Full Species(es): Rape!sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned but she wears cat ears
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations: ‘a small feminine figure wearing blackish green body suit a red skirt green backpack and red cat ears’
Special Possessions (if any): A green backpack and quirky cat ears
Annoying Origin: ‘she is a sidekick to a Japanese hero called Necko-Shujinko who found her when she was a child living on the streets. He is not affiliated with the justice league. She is a super genius and mechanic.’… ‘She watched her mother be murdered, and after her mother was gone her dad raped her repeatedly, she never told anyone not even her hero’
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Talks to and flirts with Robin’s Laptop
Annoying Special Abilities: Can talk to machines, genius, mechanic
Other Annoying Traits: She’s also 14 (the author felt it necessary to mention that out the blue at the end of a big ass block of text)
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Be ware the bigass block of text, made even longer by my sporking. She also can't spell M'gann's name to save her life. The first paragraph is inexplicably in Robin's POV:
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I was sitting on the couch working on finding a way to make the bat cave security system even better (if that's possible) when a small feminine figure wearing blackish green body suit a red skirt green backpack and red cat ears stumbled through the door (What door? Are you in the batcave or Mount Justice? How did you notice all that about her in one second?). "Who the hell are you?" Wally said earning a smack in the back of the head from Artemis (Shouldn't that be 'Wally asked' and why is he so abrasive all of a sudden?). The girl looked around confused and rubbed the back of her head. The security panel on the wall beeped several times. The look on the girls face changed from confusion to anger. "I am not!" she yelled walking towards the security panel. More beeping came from the panel and it was almost as if they where talking to each other (o rly? Blue beetle as a japanese girl ladies and gents). "For your information I don't know who I am!" (wut?) Megan got up from her seat across the room and went to the girl. "Look, sit down and let us help you." It was obvious she was either a sidekick or some super fan but a super fan could have never gotten pass my security system… I sidekick couldn't get past my security system… who the hell is she? (that sentence made no sense) Megan was asking about her memory "All I know is the man with the tail calls me Chibi-nya… I think he is some how close to I… like a dad or an employer that I know on a personal level? I also know that I was at the circus one time. Also your security system is one of the rudest yet most beautiful things I have ever seen in my entire life." (I also had ADD and I don't know nothin bout birthing babies) I could feel myself blushing (why?) "thank you… I kinda made it." I said hoping that I wasn't totally red. She just giggled (why? what's funny? Did I miss it?). "Do you mind if I look inside your brain?" (yes) Meagan (who's that?) asked. She got kinda nervous all of a sudden. I saw Wally out of the corner of my eye spinning his communicator on the table and staring at Artemis from across the room (they are awfully calm when there's an intruder in the mountain). Meagan (who's that?) jumped a little and gasped loudly running to her room and slamming the door (sudden diarrhea?). When the door slammed shut Wally's communicator fell to the ground and broke into several pieces (why? was it hanging on the door? since when do they break so easily). "I know for a fact you are fast enough to have caught that!" said aqualad angrily (why is he angry - he's usually the mellow one, I don't think this suethor watches the show at all). "No prob! I got it!" in only a few minutes not only was the communicator fixed but clean of any scratches or dents. Meagan (who's that) came out of her room and motioned for me and aqua lad (one, capitalized word) to come with her. After we got into the hall I could tell there is something wrong (switched writing POV several times there). "I was able to look at her memories she is Chibi nya she is a sidekick to a Japanese hero called Necko-Shujinko who found her when she was a child living on the streets. He is not affiliated with the justice league. She is a super genius and mechanic. I can jog her memory but I won't." (and I contracted ADD too) That was enough information for aqualad who left to join the others (there are others???). "Why wont you jog her memory?" she looked at me with pained eyes. "Do you swear you won't tell? I mean super swear!" I nodded my head in agreement. If I had to super swear it was something bad (had to be for super swear!). "She watched her mother be murdered, and after her mother was gone her dad raped her repeatedly, she never told anyone not even her hero." (of course he/she/they did) I could see tears welling up in her eyes as she said this. Super boy came up behind her startling us both (since when does Robin get startled by anything?). I went back into the living room (where) "you have an amazing central processing unit!" everyone stared at Chibi as she was… what the hell was she doing? Was she flirting with my laptop? I could see Wally trying not to laugh (wut?). "I omg at this awe deserving piece of technology!" (WUT?!) I didn't quite know what to do (no one would). "Honto? Well I'm pretty sure I'm not 100% virus free but I'm pretty clean myself." (random japanese phrases alert! And quirky mentioning she's a whore) Super boy cleared his throat breaking her out of her strange unconsciously voiced adoration of my laptop (wut?). "Oh sorry!" I smiled a little. "Its okay I would choose my laptop as a conversation partner before Wally." (who said that? I'm really confused now) Wally laughed (why? he was just insulted). "And he does on a regular basis." Everyone broke out in laughter (scooby!moment). "Aqualad why don't we set Chibi-nya up in the guest quarters?" said Megan (who the hell is this now?). After they left Wally looked at me with a smirk that kinda scared me (his rape face). "Robin likes Chibi! Robin likes Chibi!" he sung while running around me in circles (huh?). "Haha very mature Wally!" I laughed at his child like behavior. "She totally al but flirted with your laptop but barely acknowledged your existence! You can not say you are not jellin!" I just ignored him hoping that he would drop it. When he didn't I responded the best way I knew how "I'm not into girls. I don't have time to be. I have too much going on right now. Besides I'm only 13." (all of that was an exposition lie) He shrugged it off. "Well good thing because I'm totally going for it." His smirk annoyed me. "Dude! You don't even know how old she is! She could be way too young for you!" his smirk widened. "Age is but a number and she is totally hot!" this infuriated me (so...Wally's a total pedo now? hmm). The angrier I got the wider his smirk grew. I realized how he was playing with my mind but I was to mad. I was just gonna have to keep giving him what he wanted. "No, age is not just a number! I will kick your ass if you do anything to her!" (if she wasn't a sue! before she is now) everyone looked shocked at me. I was trying to calm my breathing when I realized I had cussed at him. I never cuss (what's that?). "Sorry man. I just empathize with her is all (why?) I've been in the same places she has only not as bad and I don't want her to get hurt." (no you haven't) They all looked at me suspiciously (hive mind? that's the second time they've done that). "Okay well whatever just try not to loose your cool again by the way she is 14." (how does he know that?) Said Super boy (one word), who was now walking in the direction that Meagan (who's that?) had gone off in. I do kinda have to admit to myself she was very pretty and I couldn't help but be attracted maybe even slightly aroused at the way she twirled her hair in her fingers or shifted her weight when she walked (I know if there's one thing that give me a boner it's hair twirling). What am I thinking? I need to get my head back on straight. I can't let myself be distracted by a girl! (that whole thing was OOC for Robin)
Story Or Series Title: Meeting Chibinya/You’re the shit (I shit you not)
Fandom: Young Justice
Culprit Author's Name: SecretMeta (this feels like a trap)
Full Name (plus titles if any): "All I know is the man with the tail calls me Chibi-nya…”
Full Species(es): Rape!sue
Hair Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned but she wears cat ears
Eye Color (include adjectives): Not mentioned
Unusual Markings/Colorations: ‘a small feminine figure wearing blackish green body suit a red skirt green backpack and red cat ears’
Special Possessions (if any): A green backpack and quirky cat ears
Annoying Origin: ‘she is a sidekick to a Japanese hero called Necko-Shujinko who found her when she was a child living on the streets. He is not affiliated with the justice league. She is a super genius and mechanic.’… ‘She watched her mother be murdered, and after her mother was gone her dad raped her repeatedly, she never told anyone not even her hero’
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Talks to and flirts with Robin’s Laptop
Annoying Special Abilities: Can talk to machines, genius, mechanic
Other Annoying Traits: She’s also 14 (the author felt it necessary to mention that out the blue at the end of a big ass block of text)
Please include a small sample of the worst of this story: Be ware the bigass block of text, made even longer by my sporking. She also can't spell M'gann's name to save her life. The first paragraph is inexplicably in Robin's POV:
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I was sitting on the couch working on finding a way to make the bat cave security system even better (if that's possible) when a small feminine figure wearing blackish green body suit a red skirt green backpack and red cat ears stumbled through the door (What door? Are you in the batcave or Mount Justice? How did you notice all that about her in one second?). "Who the hell are you?" Wally said earning a smack in the back of the head from Artemis (Shouldn't that be 'Wally asked' and why is he so abrasive all of a sudden?). The girl looked around confused and rubbed the back of her head. The security panel on the wall beeped several times. The look on the girls face changed from confusion to anger. "I am not!" she yelled walking towards the security panel. More beeping came from the panel and it was almost as if they where talking to each other (o rly? Blue beetle as a japanese girl ladies and gents). "For your information I don't know who I am!" (wut?) Megan got up from her seat across the room and went to the girl. "Look, sit down and let us help you." It was obvious she was either a sidekick or some super fan but a super fan could have never gotten pass my security system… I sidekick couldn't get past my security system… who the hell is she? (that sentence made no sense) Megan was asking about her memory "All I know is the man with the tail calls me Chibi-nya… I think he is some how close to I… like a dad or an employer that I know on a personal level? I also know that I was at the circus one time. Also your security system is one of the rudest yet most beautiful things I have ever seen in my entire life." (I also had ADD and I don't know nothin bout birthing babies) I could feel myself blushing (why?) "thank you… I kinda made it." I said hoping that I wasn't totally red. She just giggled (why? what's funny? Did I miss it?). "Do you mind if I look inside your brain?" (yes) Meagan (who's that?) asked. She got kinda nervous all of a sudden. I saw Wally out of the corner of my eye spinning his communicator on the table and staring at Artemis from across the room (they are awfully calm when there's an intruder in the mountain). Meagan (who's that?) jumped a little and gasped loudly running to her room and slamming the door (sudden diarrhea?). When the door slammed shut Wally's communicator fell to the ground and broke into several pieces (why? was it hanging on the door? since when do they break so easily). "I know for a fact you are fast enough to have caught that!" said aqualad angrily (why is he angry - he's usually the mellow one, I don't think this suethor watches the show at all). "No prob! I got it!" in only a few minutes not only was the communicator fixed but clean of any scratches or dents. Meagan (who's that) came out of her room and motioned for me and aqua lad (one, capitalized word) to come with her. After we got into the hall I could tell there is something wrong (switched writing POV several times there). "I was able to look at her memories she is Chibi nya she is a sidekick to a Japanese hero called Necko-Shujinko who found her when she was a child living on the streets. He is not affiliated with the justice league. She is a super genius and mechanic. I can jog her memory but I won't." (and I contracted ADD too) That was enough information for aqualad who left to join the others (there are others???). "Why wont you jog her memory?" she looked at me with pained eyes. "Do you swear you won't tell? I mean super swear!" I nodded my head in agreement. If I had to super swear it was something bad (had to be for super swear!). "She watched her mother be murdered, and after her mother was gone her dad raped her repeatedly, she never told anyone not even her hero." (of course he/she/they did) I could see tears welling up in her eyes as she said this. Super boy came up behind her startling us both (since when does Robin get startled by anything?). I went back into the living room (where) "you have an amazing central processing unit!" everyone stared at Chibi as she was… what the hell was she doing? Was she flirting with my laptop? I could see Wally trying not to laugh (wut?). "I omg at this awe deserving piece of technology!" (WUT?!) I didn't quite know what to do (no one would). "Honto? Well I'm pretty sure I'm not 100% virus free but I'm pretty clean myself." (random japanese phrases alert! And quirky mentioning she's a whore) Super boy cleared his throat breaking her out of her strange unconsciously voiced adoration of my laptop (wut?). "Oh sorry!" I smiled a little. "Its okay I would choose my laptop as a conversation partner before Wally." (who said that? I'm really confused now) Wally laughed (why? he was just insulted). "And he does on a regular basis." Everyone broke out in laughter (scooby!moment). "Aqualad why don't we set Chibi-nya up in the guest quarters?" said Megan (who the hell is this now?). After they left Wally looked at me with a smirk that kinda scared me (his rape face). "Robin likes Chibi! Robin likes Chibi!" he sung while running around me in circles (huh?). "Haha very mature Wally!" I laughed at his child like behavior. "She totally al but flirted with your laptop but barely acknowledged your existence! You can not say you are not jellin!" I just ignored him hoping that he would drop it. When he didn't I responded the best way I knew how "I'm not into girls. I don't have time to be. I have too much going on right now. Besides I'm only 13." (all of that was an exposition lie) He shrugged it off. "Well good thing because I'm totally going for it." His smirk annoyed me. "Dude! You don't even know how old she is! She could be way too young for you!" his smirk widened. "Age is but a number and she is totally hot!" this infuriated me (so...Wally's a total pedo now? hmm). The angrier I got the wider his smirk grew. I realized how he was playing with my mind but I was to mad. I was just gonna have to keep giving him what he wanted. "No, age is not just a number! I will kick your ass if you do anything to her!" (if she wasn't a sue! before she is now) everyone looked shocked at me. I was trying to calm my breathing when I realized I had cussed at him. I never cuss (what's that?). "Sorry man. I just empathize with her is all (why?) I've been in the same places she has only not as bad and I don't want her to get hurt." (no you haven't) They all looked at me suspiciously (hive mind? that's the second time they've done that). "Okay well whatever just try not to loose your cool again by the way she is 14." (how does he know that?) Said Super boy (one word), who was now walking in the direction that Meagan (who's that?) had gone off in. I do kinda have to admit to myself she was very pretty and I couldn't help but be attracted maybe even slightly aroused at the way she twirled her hair in her fingers or shifted her weight when she walked (I know if there's one thing that give me a boner it's hair twirling). What am I thinking? I need to get my head back on straight. I can't let myself be distracted by a girl! (that whole thing was OOC for Robin)