Freaking Fruits Basket Sue
Story Or Series Title: The Sohma Puzzle
Fandom: Fruits Basket (Yep saw this coming
Culprit Author's Name: Uroki Avalon
Full Name (plus titles if any: Tamiko is her name and ...is that a real Japanese name? It might be but I am not sure.
Full Species(es): Human I guess
Hair Color (include adjectives): I never saw if they gave her a hair color or not.
Eye Color (include adjectives): Well at one point the randomly turned a honey color! Yeah mysterious . ...peh.
Unusual Markings/Colorations: SCARS! Yaar cuz she is tough. *eyeroll*
Special Possessions (if any): Hatsuharu's balls in her hands! The ability to just turn the whole Furuba storyline on it's head and make it do flips.
Annoying Origin: Uroki Avalon of course she created her.
Annoying Connections To Canon Characters: Well she is all over Haru and that jazz (what happened to Rin?).
Annoying Special Abilities: .....Being able to illogically know there is a curse. WTF.
Other Annoying Traits: She is a cow herder...in Tokyo?
As her hand brushed the baby's side, he squealed and tried to run, but Haru murmured softly to him and he soon quieted. The woman's tired eyes softened and became the color of honey Booga booga her eyes changed.. She carefully peeled away the material of Haru's white jacket to reveal a long scrape down the creature's side.
"Oh, Little one." She murmured softly as she examined the wound. "I'm sorry I wasn't more attentive." You better be.
"It's not your fault." A quiet voice told her. She looked up into Haru's soft silver eyes. "The little ones wander." .....Sounds so mysterious o_O;
She smiled at him. "All the same, he's hurt now." She looked up as Yuki held out a blanket. "Here. You must be . . " He stopped as she took it and wrapped it around the small animal. Shigure chuckled, both at Yuki's expression and the woman's use of the blanket.
"So, Haru, who's your friend?" Shigure asked, peering over him. Haru, without thinking, answered him. "His name is Kuri, Shigure."
"How'd you know?" She asked, raising an eyebrow at him. Shigure, Yuki, and Kyo froze. Haru blinked and looked at her. "I guess Shigure meant you, didn't he? What's your name?" Oh boy Haru yeah you let the cat out of the bag on that one.
"Tamiko. And you're the Sohma's. Sorry for trespassing, but I couldn't just leave him out alone all night." she answered. Haru smiled at her. How does she know they are the Sohma's?
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Visible against the stark pinkish skin of her thigh were three reddish marks. Tamiko saw him looking and smiled.
" Last year, I was chasing a cow that had gotten loose. I got a rope around it's neck, then I fell off my horse. I was dragged about thirty feet over some really rocky land. The scarring goes up to here." She placed her hand on her side, just below her breasts. She wasn't ashamed of the scar. She didn't feel it detracted from her looks at all. Horses and a farm in the middle of busy busy Tokyo. Now I have never been to Japan but I highly doubt there is a farm SMACK right there. Dragged thirty feet over rocks eh? .....Sues always gotta be "tough"
Haru raised an eyebrow. Brave girl. Tough girl. He was starting to like her. That . . . could be bad. He turned away. No Haru if you like her Akito will throw a fit, you do not want this do you?
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Upstairs, Tohru talked pleasantly in answer to Tamiko's questions. The usual why are you living here stuff. Mostly Tamiko was just making conversation. The girl was nice, but not that interesting. When Tohru showed her a white dress, she balked, making the girl smile. Why do sueauthors for Furuba hate Tohru so? It's the same syndrome with Aeris in FF7.
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Tohru came back in and smiled. "You look so pretty, Tamiko-chan!" The girl informed her.
"I feel ridiculous." she retorted, making Tohru laugh. Tamiko crossed her arms and made a face, and the girl just laughed harder.
"Well, so long as you're amused." She couldn't help but smile at her. She was infectious. "So tell me, what's the mystery here?" Ta da right there! She suddenly just knows something is up instead of thinking maybe they are just a family of animal lovers! You know like most normal people would at first? Unless you hugged them well then you know what happens.
Instantly Tohru was silent, panicking. " What mystery? There's no mystery. Nope, none."
Raising an eyebrow, Tamiko let the girl off the hook. "Whatever." She picked up Kuri, who she'd set down on the bed, and left the room with a wave. On her way home, she thought about it. There was definitely, definitely a mystery here. And she would get to the bottom of it. she could be as stubborn as one of her beloved cows when she wanted to be. there was a glint in her eye as she returned the baby cow to his mother. The Sohma Puzzle would would never know what hit it. Tune in next time for more drivel from the musings of a half assed Fruits Basket writer! Good god almighty up in heaven Shigure could write better porn then this girl writes first chapters. No seriously he could. I am loathing this and there was even a second chapter that has the HaruxTamiko lemon but sorry I am not putting that up unless requested, bleh.