"It's informed every comic book and story I have written."

It is too hot. Really and honestly it is too hot to do much of anything. So I unpacked books. I have not unpacked all of my books; I have decided that some of them really don't need to be unpacked. Does every book I own need to be on display? Perhaps they do, but maybe my CDs do too, and maybe some more of this stuff can go in the basement.

I was ( Read more... )

For a lot of reasons, this email I got from OKC really bothers me.

We are very pleased to report that you are in the top half of OkCupid's most attractive users. The scales recently tipped in your favor, and we thought you'd like to know.

How can we say this with confidence? We've tracked click-thrus on your photo and analyzed other people's ( Read more... )

How can you be "bringinsxybak" if you don't post a picture?

And for serious. Stop saying "I don't expect to find anyone ___________ (desirable quality) in Pittsburgh." Should I take this to mean that you do not possess this desirable quality either?

muh0m0r has suggested I post all the pitiful dating-site attempts to get with me. This could be a public service to you single men out there struggling with how to approach women, and a big laugh to all the rest of you. But on the other hand, it's just depressingly sad ( Read more... )

Drinking and doing drugs is not an acceptable substitute for having a personality.

Getting ready for school! Step 1: Clean bathroom.

After 3 yrs, I finally know where the men in NYC are. They are in Williamsburg, eating pizza.

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