Ignore the date. Mostly. The following announcements are real. Mostly:

1. Stone Telling has launched its joke issue, which includes three limericks by me. (And yes, one of those includes dinoflagellates because, well, dinoflagellates.) If the thought of limericks makes you cringe, good news: the issue also includes a considerably better villanelle ( Read more... )

Dr. Lemberg hated rhyme ( Read more... )

1. Happy Mother's Day to all the mothers out there ( Read more... )

And to start your day off on a properly horrible note, some limericks ( Read more... )