Multiple editors rejected this little flash fiction for being entirely too silly and far too implausible. These editors are of course completely correct, which is why I am choosing to inflict it upon you to add to the horrors of the day. You have been warned:

( Grave Mistakes. )

This may well be the most costume obsessed video I've seen all year. Continue all the way through to the end to see what I mean.

Grabbed from my Twitter feed.

And to start your day off on a properly horrible note, some limericks ( Read more... )

I woke up to the loud yells of a black and white cat, who claims that a ghost trapped him in tgregoryt's bedroom, so the spirit of the holiday is fully upon us. Alas, so is the Halloween candy, which is sitting right on the table and WHISPERING to me that I need to go and save it from the greedy hands of children that may be knocking on our door later. ( Read more... )