I'm tired and I want to go to sleep, but I have to be the tooth fairy in approximately 15 minutes (or however long it takes the kids to fall asleep). So...

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What musical stereotype are you?
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For the past several days I've been having this fucking insomnia from hell, where I'll go to bed around 11:30 - 12:30, and then wake up between like 2 and 3:30 and not be able to get back to sleep at all. Living on 2-3 hours of sleep fucking blows nards and not even sucking down the Vicodin seems to help ( Read more... )

Which Morrissey Persona are you most like?
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I've always wanted to be a nurse and I hope someday I'll be sane enough to get back into nursing school... good to know I haven't forgotten all the things I've learned thus far, anyway :)

Chief Surgeon
You scored 84 Skills and 84 Knowledge!

Wow, you did it, all your hard work has paid off, once and for all you'll finally understand what it's ( Read more... )

LOL, as Homer would say "I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"


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You Are 70% Abnormal
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The Expatriate
Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 31% antitolerant, and 4% blindly patriotic Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism does not reach unhealthy levels. If you had been German in the 30s, you would've left the country ( Read more... )

You are a
Social Liberal
(71% permissive)

and an...
Economic Conservative
(70% permissive)

You are best described as a:

Libertarian

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